Dewey's Mom

@dunn 4!

@dunn I will accept Andy

Who wants six front row tickets to Mumford and sons at wrigley field tonight?

#ForTheShoe My friend and fellow Swiftie is local to Indy and has been trying her to best to get tickets all over the US and bring her father who is blind but loves to listen to Taylor, feeling her beats and rhythms. It would be the world to see them in their hometown!

#tweetyourseat @GarrettPopcorn section 105 row 15 seat 11

@kgabgirl I’m sorry, what?

@z4elizabeth09 RTRT I will gladly come with

Do yourself a favor and don’t try the Mac anc cheese from chick fil a. Just no.

#DWTS is shady for not bringing back @SharnaBurgess after her win.

sister michael being an absolute icon for 4 minutes straight

am I hungry or is that the feeling of all my emotions being bottled up

Reasons I Should Marry Into An Italian Crime Family: -I have no friends so I would never tell secrets -huge fan of pasta -super into euphemisms (ie - “sleeping with the fishes”) -have seen every single Godfather movie & can quite Part I word for word -very willing to die

my toxic trait is that I swear i’m talking in a normal pitch but i’m actually screaming

I AM SCREAMING this is the best thing I’ve seen all day x.com/BritOzLle/stat…

@_shanizzle Pls tell me how it is

I just really don’t understand schools starting on a Thursday or Friday. Throw em to the wolves like back in the day and start on a Monday

Winnie the Pooh would fucking curb stomp Paddington