Persh Mogs

Who’s tryna move into the woods?

Growing up is realizing that Walter was right

I know this is a very warm take but like as someone who’s 100% Mario 64 and Mario 64 Ds, the original is just better.

Just told my girlfriend I love her more than Mario 64 and she was amazed 😭💀💀

We’re all gonna die

Bro you good?

I’m a swinging G E N I E

@GoldenEyeJake living in Illinois 🤮🤮🤢

Lowkey masturbating in class was the shit.

Wait I’m goated

i miss homework. and pizza from the lunchline. remember how we had those little tables at lunch? shit was the best. take me back to pep rallies. beating off into my backpack. the big football game. and wtf was that multipurpose room lol? good times.

@KEEMSTAR keem, youre 65 get off the internet...

Growing up is realizing that Eren was right.

I'm gay

I’m the real life Julius Caesar.

@xodiakkilla Bro don’t admit this out loud. But good for you tho

“I found the crown of the United States in the gutter and placed it atop my head” - Obama 2015

Sisyphus done gave up 💀🙏