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Dr medicine, M.D
@pertThaGoat
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the tunnel Katılım Aralık 2023
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just found out pickles are 0 calories
tell me how tf that even makes sense
i don’t care that it’s mostly water
how is a solid objective 0 calories
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@andrew_english1 @LickshotLippy ... I Ate Him Up! In one bite!
I Think He Tastes.. Pretty nice!
Made him with. A side of rice...
And then he was delicious For meeee...... Yayayayayayayayayayayaya!
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@andrew_english1 @LickshotLippy Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better.. Fry him up and see how he taaaaastes! Oh oh oh ooohhhh yayayayaya Oh!
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She couldn’t just eat the rice? She’s a psycho, killer her pet for 17 kcals
Bayrak Medya@bayrakmedya
Evde yiyecek bir şey bulamayan bir kadın, pilavın yanına akvaryumdaki süs balığını kızarttı.
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@frogs4girls She had to have been a plug at one point because like what are you doing girl
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@frogs4girls My therapist did this and then texted me 3 months later asking if i still wanted therapy
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she never showed up or responded to my messages and i’m like actually worried like girl are u ok.
anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸@frogs4girls
half an hour in and my therapist still hasn’t shown up for my appointment
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@Nyamanaha @mauthe_doog But it makes me so uncomfy! What about the shareholders! Uwaa~*⁰
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Social media has fried everyone's brains and I don't know if there's a way back from this
Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist
The alleged Ontario warehouse fire starter Chamel Abdulkarim: “They had it coming…Pedophiles out here fucking children and profiting off fucking wars.” Ok, he’s even more based than we previously thought.
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Nice booger wall starting at this TJ Maxx
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@drstephenpoop Every time there's a new indie band they say it's the Strokes 2 or some shit i dont know why. Did that with Car Seat Headrest too when i see very little resemblance there either
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@drstephenpoop Maybe if Julian casablancas was having A Stroke
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The idea that they sound like the strokes is completely moronic to me.
Richard Beck@Richard__Beck
Geese is not a bad band or anything but they sound *exactly* like an elder millennial or gen-xer's idea of the kind of band that today's kids *should* be going crazy for. It's the sound of the Strokes put through enough zoomer filters to juuuust sound plausibly contemporary.
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@PanasonicDX4500 With him not you. I do agree he has a bit of a resemblance although the haircut and suit might be the leading factor here
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@PanasonicDX4500 Like yeah if i had a lot more macular degeneration and a little bit of dementia i would definitely agree. I see where hes coming from
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the guy looks the perfect level like obama for this to be funny. not a dead ringer or anything but like right where you look at him for a second and go “oh, yeah, actually, I see it”
TMZ@TMZ
Joe Biden is under fire for saying a University Trustee looks like Barack Obama. Credit: C-SPAN
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@c0wgirlonline @DUDEwipes Why would you even have wipes on this table anyway Fuck you dude wipes
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@DUDEwipes this is the second time yall have tried to dunk on me and i won’t keep allowing it until i am added to the PR list
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@eternalsoli @slimslimyslime Careful! I have dangerous metaphysical vibrations!
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@pertThaGoat @slimslimyslime uhhhh I’m not sure why you think my belief in the metaphysical means I’m unable to critique or have an opinion on other’s behavior, but I’m just proud you’re able to read, you can work on your deductive reasoning skills later
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@eternalsoli @slimslimyslime You literally think you are a shaman and have Hz in your bio i think you need a little more than ed residential LMFAOOOO
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@pertThaGoat @slimslimyslime there’s a lot of cope within you if you believe this girl doesn’t have a weird relationship with food, it’s almost inspiring really
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@eternalsoli @slimslimyslime HER ed? I can tell by the way you replied that you interact with far too much ED encouraging content. Nothing in the photo even implied she had an ED. Just pulling shit out of your ass so that you can feel better than someone else for a split second. Get help
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@pertThaGoat @slimslimyslime wasting food to post on the internet so everyone can see she doesn’t eat much but I’m the bad one for not indulging in her ed, okay
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@eternalsoli @slimslimyslime Can't wait till people like you rot away. No one will even notice but the sun will shine brighter
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@slimslimyslime at that weight she had no business eating a reese’s anyways, I understand what you mean by her being performative by posting this, it’s like “look everyone I eat sooo little >.<“ but girl you’re eating jumbo sized junk food, you already look unhealthy, portion size is irrelevant
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@cobly2sweettt @Indie5051 Why would they be on here their music is dog shit
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@nemutaru_ i want to listen to whatever song he's referencing
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