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@peryourlast

absolutely not a colony of ants in a trench coat trying to buy a movie ticket || be the reason someone deletes this app

Chicago, IL Katılım Temmuz 2020
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All wings are boneless until I get ahold of them 😈
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Joseph A Bank is a dogshit bank they lost all my money
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Claude how do I monetize a drinking habit make no mistakes
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A racist guy who refuses to eat hash browns
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The lion does not concern himself with a dui. Nor should the Tiger
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@DraftDomestic That is fine. They are over priced and shitty carpenters
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I AM DECLARING WAR ON ALL PESTS
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We fuckin’ HATE termites by the way
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Just ripped a fart so loud it echoed through the colony chambers and woke the queen up. They are hanging me tomorrow
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Apparently “lemme eat your box” is not appropriate workplace banter
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Mr. Pibb sexually assaulted me and gave me a Dr. Pepper not to speak out about it
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Opening twitter is like peeking into the box of the world’s worst opinions that were never meant to see the light of day
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Grok am I above .08 pls quick before the officer gets to the window
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Day one of asking @tatemcrae to do my lobotomy me until she does it
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Going on Joe Rogan tomorrow and I just know he’s gonna ask me about the ant cia
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me: *drawing a picture of a cop* Victim: and he had a scar on his nose. Is that enough detail? Detective: *looking at my sketch* Thats not at all… Me: yeah i think i misunderstood my job title
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I have OpenClaw set to automate my psych medications every day and the pill bottles still look full. It’s been a week
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If you think olympians are impressive you should see me drink and drive
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I posted “marrying your completely unfuckable coworker is always an option” on LinkedIn and now I have a meeting with hr on my calendar
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Ants can watch movies too you fat bitch
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