Pete Galey

Some piano improvisation soundcloud.com/pete-galey/pet…

"A warning that this programme contains both flashing images and tuneless dirges" #totp

@nixmao They also had their own chef JUST FOR SOUP

the L word is like a lost civilisation wdym they go to cafes and house parties everyday and they have well-paying jobs in journalism and the arts??

Despite that, there's a part of me thinking, I could do this, you know. The whole thing.

OH GOD, I just realised I fucked this up. NO ONE LOOK UP OTTAVA RIMA

FINE, I'LL TRANSLATE THE ODYSSEY. I want a hero! Twisty-turny please; Since every other writer's man is hated, I wish to stress he bends with natural ease, And absolutely is not complicated. (1/2)

@zantetsukenss I apologise for spelling, I haven't had my coffee

@zantetsukenss Dajh asked for a Nokia N-Gage for his birthday, which Sajh insisted was a waste of money but neither of them wanted to argue about it so he got one and now Dajh just plays Tomb Raider over and over again, occasionally shooting his dad a thumbs-up

throwback time! tech ffxiii characters would use, a thread 📸💿

A young Lalla Ward is in a TERRIBLE film on one of the obscure cable channels

@laserpenpal I would have picked my own Doctor Who fanfic if asked. (below Middlemarch, obv, I'm not a MONSTER)

I was once told "'Shame' is the Salman Rushdie novel for people who don't like Salman Rushdie novels", so I'm pleased to see it so high

@vampirelightifa They did meet, that's what the Big Bang was

Did you know? Lightning Farron and Jill Valentine were actually supposed to meet. However, this didn’t happen. This is because they are from two different game franchises

Dreamt that a short story I wrote was nominated for an award and won "best supporting novel"

Blimey, #onlyconnect was a lot easier when it started! We should have got a team together before it went too far up its fundament

XV is a tale told by an idiot. XVI is full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. I prefer XV.

Me, an old fart, judging the #snooker crowd youtu.be/8YeVCZWaMHY?si…

@JayExci It doesn't matter that the trolley is moving if there are no idiots standing on the track for no reason

@jekesta A practice they should introduce to the football

Whenever I move on the sofa I'm always worried I've annoyed John Higgins because I'm in his eyeline

OK so I typed a quote into googz and got half a page of AI telling me it was very wise and profound. Problem is I'd misremembered the quote so TECHNICALLY what I wrote was a Pete original. A VERY PROFOUND PETE ORIGINAL