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@TRFCAcademy_ hi are you able to follow me so that I can drop you a message please?

new day. tinder date. go to her house. kebab tea. bangin. she starts noshin is off. kebab creeps up. let one go. smells like a dead rabbit. blamed it on dog. said he must of shit. we look. can’t find shit. ghost shit. house must be haunted. she don’t buy it. makes is leave. sick.

A year ago today, the greatest video ever made …

@bet365 Draw and No #ResultBTTS

Let's have your Result/Both Teams to Score prediction for Liverpool v Leeds. £50 in Bet Credits to be won. Include #ResultBTTS Entrants must have a fully verified bet365 account in order to claim a prize. T&Cs, time limits & exclusions apply.

@pritchy87 Totes agree

NULL AND VOID IT!!!!

@bets_single Fake account 🤣

@corners__cards Wendell not even on the bench or am I missing something?

Quick Player Card Review "Wendell, 17 games, 5 cards..." cornersandcards.co.uk/werder-vs-baye…

@corners__cards 5x singles and a 450/1 5fold on this one 🤞

"Union Berlin on the other hand have had only 14 games out of 25 games this season involving over 2.5 goals, for the Bundesliga that is a pretty low amount." Also 6 player we fancy to get a card 👀🇩🇪 cornersandcards.co.uk/union-berlin-v…

@corners__cards 1st of many hopefully ✌️

Some very generous odds on player bookings today. Most have had minimum of 5 cards this season and are coming in at 3/1 ⚡

@corners__cards Some nice prices in there for this game. I'm on all 6 and then an acca on the starters once teams are confirmed 👍

"Koln Jhon Cordoba, 15 games, 5 cards Jonas Hector, 22 games, 6 cards ..." cornersandcards.co.uk/koln-vs-mainz-…

@corners__cards had a 4fold and singles one these from what you posted. Thanks for it ✌️

@corners__cards And singles on those 4 🤞

Quick review before the next match... cornersandcards.co.uk/frankfurt-vs-m…

@corners__cards Took that earlier to test the waters. 1 in already

No goals, but Kaan Ayhan booked already... colour coded to help you find the yellow repeat offenders 👀

@PeteCityPrice Didn't know cars could take pictures tbh Pete

This car has just been taking photos of me WHY ?

@bets_single @kris1179

I’ve no idea about horses , who is best on twitter for horses ??

@MCATEER4 @SoccerAM Clearly having a game of kerby with me at the end of Chesterfield Road in the 95/96 season whilst waiting for your bird is 2nd then?

@SoccerAM Doing the double with the ‘Oak’ in the Wallasey Sunday league 1989

What's your greatest footballing achievement? ⚽️

@FootyAccums So £5m then

Bruno Fernandes deal add-ons: - Sporting will receive €1m for every 5 starts, until he reaches 25 starts. - €5m if MUFC qualify for the CL once in the next 5 years. - €5m for every time he wins PFA POTY or finishes in top 3 of Ballon d'Or, capped at 3 times. [The Times]

@SirTweetalot74 @Spinitg £150 on not to win? Cover yourself then but still be up 👌

@StanCollymore Aaaaand he's blocked me. Werm.

Hi Timmy. You have zero idea what I do to help others, and if you did, you'd keep your fucking mouth shut. To you and anyone on here who thinks I owe them anything, unfollow, I'm not here to get numbers, I'm here to tweet what the fuck I like. And have done for ELEVEN years.