Electric Pete

@laylaaroo Start with 2 finish in 1

1, 2, or 3?

@TheRaceMoto Even bigger penalty would be to ride around fatty patty once !

Franco Morbidelli ended his 2025 campaign with a bizarre - and dangerous - crash ON THE GRID ahead of the Valencia season finale. 🗣️ Simon Patterson gives his thoughts:

🚨 Sadiq Khan got PUBLICLY EXECUTED by Alessandro Georgiou: Under YOUR failed 9 year reign of terror: • Knife crime +27% • Robbery +57% • Theft +37% • Sexual offences +64% • Shoplifting +109% 💀 • Violence against the person +26% • TOTAL recorded crime +26% London is now a warzone because of YOU. Resign!

@big_yemm We deal with the ear ache from women !

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, and menopause. Wtf do men deal with ?

@Matt_Pinner Looks like David Lammy

Apparently, if you can see a fish, you're left-brained, and if you can see a plane, you're right-brained. What do you see 🤔

@TotalMotorcycle Top

Top or Bottom? 🔼🔽

@CarmenBrod4 Thats one contented dog

I promise you won’t find a more comfortable position. 😆

@PhilMyers53 Make the most of it because after all the lies and false promises time is counting down for you

Just checking. Do we still have a LABOUR GOVERNMENT with a MASSIVE majority? Yes? Marvellous! #TenYearKeir

@XoLaylarosex 3 just for the smile

Well done @UKLabour @UKBorder a massive 19 migrants returned this week , and you only let in another 1075 more yesterday . You are totally incompetent!

@UKLabour And you bunch of Muppets can ?

The Conservatives haven't learnt anything from the economy-crashing days of Liz Truss. They should be apologising, not peddling the same fantasy economics. The Tories simply can't be trusted.

@NotFarLeftAtAll No could never trust them

if Labour Stopped the boats and deported all illegal migrants Scrapped capital gains, stamp duty and inheritance tax Lowered taxes Fixed the NHS Flew British flags on government buildings Lowered energy prices Lower food prices Would you consider voting for them?

@PhilMyers53 @Keir_Starmer You are both seriously deluded , the only decent thing left for starmer is to resign !

When Labour came to power, my immediate thought was, at last! A return to decency And how ever bad the Tories were, and they were, why would anyone choose Reform? I choose decency, I choose @Keir_Starmer

@Keir_Starmer Allegedly you have smashed more rent boys than smuggling gangs !

There will be no golden ticket to settling in the UK. Settlement is earned by contributing to our society, not by paying a people smuggler to cross the Channel. I am determined to make our asylum system fairer and smash the business model of criminal people smugglers.

@MarkHeath45 A Plague of Cunts

A group of fish is a school Wild dogs are known as a Pack So what do you call a gathering of Labour MPs and members??

Yet again packlink and / or evri are ripping customers off with extra charges , but cant offer you any proof of why , they just take it direct to your ebay account for alledged under weight , even though every parcel is weighed first @Packlink @eBay_UK @evri @MartinSLewis

@dave24144975 Theres a man that deserves a big pay rise

"I won't take chances," said the Asda security guard, claiming the man he knocked out and dragged outside threatened to stab him and kill shoppers.

@Keir_Starmer So why are we paying the highest prices in the western world ?

Great British Energy will cut bills for schools and hospitals and deliver new jobs in a thriving clean energy sector. That is patriotic national renewal.

@katieroseof Be nice to find out

guess if the carpet matches the drapes 👀👇

@TaigaTorayami Those are lovely , showing the way to the honey pot

Do men REALLY find stretch marks ugly? 🥺❤️‍🩹