Witless Protection

@glennbeck Not a wonderful kleptocracy like Trump’s USA.

Canada is not a democracy. It's not even a free nation anymore. How could it be when Parliament is sidelined for eight months, allowing the executive branch to reign unchecked? Or when foreign interference is ignored and elections are gamed? Or when courts rule that the government broke the law and nothing changes? Or when the state controls your speech, your property, your energy, your news, your guns, your healthcare—and offers you assisted suicide when the wait times get too long? Canada has become something else: a managed oligarchy with democratic trappings, where the individual exists to serve the state. Look how far Canada has fallen. Because this could be America's future overnight.

@The_Memeries @PolitiBunny This is a crock of shit and you know it.

It was a legislative action undertaken in accordance with Texas law and the state constitution which required the state to redraw those during its first regular session after the census. This was done via a special session due to covid-19 delays. So the elected representatives of Texas redrew the districts. Moron.

Did it bother me when Biden sued them in 2021 over their districts? Yes. Why?

@mrmorals @Brian_Boroimhe @MoosesFelix @PolitiBunny @SydneyLWatson The idiot blocked me. To be clear Texas acted on Trump’s orders to bolster his midterm prospects.

@Brian_Boroimhe @MoosesFelix @petergarber5 @PolitiBunny @SydneyLWatson So let me get this straight you’re insulting a Canadian and you’re from Alabama? Go look in the mirror when you use that wonderful language.

Democrats spent $70 million on this referendum. Almost every penny came from out of state. They broke laws. They wrote a deceitful ballot measure. They ran tv spots for two months, nonstop. They brought in Obama. They brought in Hollywood. We had grassroots. That’s really it. They only beat us by 70k votes. In an April election. Here’s the most ironic part … what do you notice? All that money, all that effort, and all they did was prove our 6/5 map is accurate. Almost exactly.

@Brian_Boroimhe @PolitiBunny @SydneyLWatson That’s what Texas did. California and Virginia were merely responded to Trump’s scheme. Seems like it backfired and now it’s almost certain the Dems will take the House and the Senate is at play. Trump will be neutered.

Well Canadian fcktrd, districts are not supposed to be established by gerrymandering to represent demographics. The only thing they should be is contiguous and of relatively equal size population wise. Forming them gerrymandered by party affiliation is an affront to a free people. Now buzz off and worry about Canuckistan dhimmi.

@MysterySolvents Penises and lima beans is basically suckatash.

What did RFK Jr. really do with the raccoon penis?

@LucasSa56947288 He’s moulting.

Has anyone seen Stephen Miller lately or not?

@princess_kim_k He eats at the Noem Diner.

RFK JR WANTS YOU TO EAT FUCKING DOG MEAT? PUT THIS MAN THE FUCK AWAY! HOW UTTERLY DISGUSTING IS HE!?

@GNRtruth @princess_kim_k I assure you that worm died of starvation.

@princess_kim_k The Heroin addicted, brain worm host, dead bear cub dumper, whale head thief, Kid rock bathhouse porn, raw milk drinking, raccoon penis collecting PSYCHO NOW wants us to eat dog meat???? FUCK HIM!

@elonmusk How have the Russian people not overthrown the vile murderer?

Yes

@glennbeck Glenn stay in your lane. You know nothing about Canada.

@wealthmoose @elonmusk Are you out of your mind?

🇨🇦 Since Elon Musk is also Canadian… If he ran for Prime Minister, would you vote for him?🤔 @elonmusk • YES • NO Answer Below 👇 #Canada #Cdnpoli

@SpencerHakimian He’s not wearing gloves?

What is the first thing you notice?

@rustyrockets This coming to Jesus after multiple rape allegations is such a pathetic cliché. Makes one think you really are guilty.

I was baptized today, 2 years ago. Shakespeare’s birthday too. Cool.

@gothburz @CBonkosky Brilliant and fascinating. It truly points to corruption at the highest level. Probably the best work I have ever seen on this site. Kudos!

I have three monitors on my desk. The left one shows the order book. The middle one shows Truth Social. The right one shows the investigation queue. On April 21st, the left screen moved first. I am a Senior Surveillance Analyst at a commodities exchange. I have held this position for nineteen years. My job is to monitor trading activity for suspicious patterns and generate compliance reports. I am employee of the quarter. I have a mug. At 19:54 GMT on April 21st, someone placed 4,260 sell orders on Brent crude futures. They did this during post-settlement. The window after the market closes when daily volume is typically in the dozens. Sometimes single digits. Sometimes I watch the screen and nothing happens for forty minutes and I think about whether my daughter is happy. On April 21st, someone placed $430 million in directional bets in 120 seconds during that window. One hundred and twenty seconds. I timed it on my watch because the system clock rounds to the nearest minute and I have found, in nineteen years, that precision matters to no one but me. At 20:10 GMT, the President posted on Truth Social that he was extending the Iran ceasefire. Brent dropped from $100.91 to $96.83. I flagged the trade. I flag a lot of trades. I want to tell you what happens to my flags. My flags go into a system called TRACE. Trade Review and Compliance Evaluation. I did not name it. The system generates a report. The report goes to a committee. The committee has a name I am not allowed to share but I can tell you it meets quarterly and the conference room has a credenza with bottled water that is sparkling because someone once put still water in the room and a managing director sent an email about it that was longer than most of my surveillance reports. The committee reviews my flags. The committee has reviewed all of my flags. Here is the complete record of actions taken on my flags in 2026: Reviewed. That's it. "Reviewed" is a status. In compliance, a status is the absence of an action that has been given a name so it looks like one. Let me show you my flags. March 9th. Someone bet millions on oil falling at 18:29 GMT. Forty-seven minutes later, a CBS reporter posted that the President said the Iran war was "very complete, pretty much." Oil dropped 25%. Forty-seven minutes. I flagged it. March 23rd. Someone sold 5,100 lots of Brent and WTI crude futures between 10:49 and 10:50 GMT. Fourteen minutes later, the President posted on Truth Social about a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION" to hostilities. Oil dropped 11%. Over 13,000 contracts traded in sixty seconds after the post. Fourteen minutes. I flagged it. April 7th. Someone established a $950 million short position in oil futures at 19:45 GMT. Three hours later, the President declared a two-week ceasefire. Nine hundred and fifty million dollars. I flagged it. April 17th. Someone placed $760 million in bearish bets twenty minutes before Iran's foreign minister confirmed the Strait of Hormuz would reopen. Seven hundred and sixty million. I flagged it. April 21st. The $430 million. Fifteen minutes. I flagged it. That is $2.1 billion in directional oil bets in April alone. Every one of them landed on the correct side of a presidential announcement. Every one of them was placed in a window so narrow you could measure it in bathroom breaks. I flagged every single one. The CFTC chair told a Congressional committee that his organization has "zero tolerance" for fraud and insider trading. I wrote that quote on a Post-it note and stuck it to my right monitor. The one that shows the investigation queue. The investigation queue has not moved since March. Zero tolerance. Zero staff. Zero budget. Zero prosecutions under the STOCK Act since it was signed in 2012. Fourteen years. The law has existed for fourteen years and has been enforced zero times. In compliance, we call that a compliance rate of one hundred percent. No cases filed means no cases lost. You cannot fail an audit you never conduct. We call that excellence. Last month the White House sent an internal email to staff. I was not on the distribution list but I have read reporting on it and I need you to sit with what I am about to say. The email instructed White House staff not to use insider information to place bets on prediction markets. The White House had to send a memo telling its own employees not to insider-trade. I want you to read that sentence again. Not because the instruction was unclear. Because the instruction was necessary. Because someone in the building looked at the same pattern I have been flagging for months on my three monitors and decided the appropriate response was an email. The President's son sits on the advisory board of Kalshi. He is an investor in Polymarket. Both are prediction markets. Both saw accounts created days before U.S. military action. One account. I cannot stop thinking about this account. It was called "Burdensome-Mix." It was created in December. On January 2nd, it placed $32,500 on Venezuela's president being removed from power. On January 3rd, Maduro was seized by U.S. special forces. Burdensome-Mix collected $436,000. Then it changed its username. Then it disappeared. One account is a coincidence. But there were six. Six accounts were created on Polymarket in February. All bet on U.S. strikes on Iran by the 28th. When the President confirmed the strikes, the six accounts collected $1.2 million between them. Five of the six never placed another bet. The sixth went on to correctly predict the ceasefire date and made another $163,000. My surveillance system logged all of this. My system logs everything. My system does not have opinions and neither do I. I generate reports. The reports go to committees. The committees meet quarterly. Between meetings, the windows get shorter and the bets get larger. March 9th: 47 minutes. March 23rd: 14 minutes. April 17th: 20 minutes. April 21st: 15 minutes. The window is compressing. In March, you had time to make coffee between the trade and the announcement. By April, you had time to send a text. By summer, at this rate, the trade and the announcement will be the same event. The spokesman said any implication that administration officials are engaged in insider trading is "baseless and irresponsible reporting." Then the White House sent the email again. I have been in compliance for nineteen years. I have seen insider trading run out of strip mall offices by men who could not spell "derivative." I have seen pump-and-dump schemes coordinated over WhatsApp by people who used their real names. I have seen a man try to manipulate soybean futures from a Panera Bread. I have never seen $2.1 billion in perfectly timed trades across five presidential announcements in a single month go uninvestigated. But I have also never seen a compliance system work this beautifully. Every trade flagged. Every report filed. Every committee briefed. Every quarterly meeting attended. Bottled water: sparkling. Minutes: distributed. Zero prosecutions. As long as the flags go up and the cases don't, my performance review says I am meeting expectations. I am meeting expectations. The system is meeting expectations. The $2.1 billion is meeting expectations. The fourteen-year-old law with zero prosecutions is meeting expectations. The left screen moves. The middle screen moves. The right screen stays perfectly, immaculately still. In my field, we call this price discovery.

@RpsAgainstTrump Dr. Oz is a joke to physicians everywhere.

Dr. Oz: I think President Trump is healthy as a bull… He defends his decisions about food and fast food by saying that when he’s on the road, he doesn’t want to get sick. So he eats at large brands because he knows they’re not going to skimp on the quality of the food”

@The_Memeries @PolitiBunny Yes, a transparent gerrymander done at the behest of the president to create more Republican members. An unethical plan to deny representation to people of color. And you can see how it has failed spectacularly. Besides the coming blue wave will drown these marginal moves.

@GenevaTradeLaw @deBeauxOs1 There are no plans in that disordered mind.

Did someone ask about a plan?

@realDailyWire A grand jury does not determine guilt, merely that there is a case. This is a ham sandwich of a case.

REPORTER: "You're alleging that the SPLC was paying the leaders of KKK and other groups?" BLANCHE: "I'm not alleging it. The grand jury returned an indictment that says that."

@elonmusk Why don’t you wait for evidence, a trial and a jury?

Outrageous! SPLC executives who did this need to go to prison for a long time.

@nypost This case is going to collapse. It’s completely hare-brained.

Southern Poverty Law Center backers include George Soros, JPMorgan, George Clooney, OpenAI trib.al/wmsYGV3