Peter Hamill 💙

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@fount8 I met my old lover on the street last night She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled And we talked about some old times Said goodbye then disappeared Still fugacious after all these years #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 He was a most fugacious man That's what Mrs. Riordan says and she should know; She went upstairs with him She said it was wham bang thank you Ma’am #artwiculate

@fount8 Time it was And what a time it was, it was A time that's pre the ingress Of right-wing confidence Long ago it must be I have a photograph Preserve the memories Of how things once were #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 Oh, little darling of mine I can't for the life of me Remember a madder day I know war is an easy ingress Exit won’t work out that way And the curse of our lifetime Ruins everything again I could not give you false hope On this strange & mournful day #artwiculate

@fount8 Slip sliding away, slip sliding away You know, when a mooncalf rules your nation, the more you're slip sliding away #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 So I looked at the scenery She reloaded her magazine And the mooncalf loomed over the broken world Kathy, we’ve lost I said Though I knew she was weeping I'm empty and aching and We both know why #artwiculate

@fount8 "The problem is all outside your bed" She said to me "The answer is easy if you take it logically Some people say somnambulism sets you free But there must be fifty ways To wake your lover" Just give them a whack, Jack #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 And we sit and drink our coffee Couched in our indifference Like shells upon the shore You can hear the nation snore In the damning somnambulism And the superficial sighs The new order of our lives #artwiculate

@fount8 Tell her to find me an acre of land: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme; With a pleasaunce that's far from the strife in Iran, Then she'll be a true love of mine #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 Are you looking for a way to duck it all? You can end your daily strife Find paradise You'll see an alternative to life You'll feel just fine Now Try our heavenly green pleasaunce machine. #artwiculate

@fount8 Where have you gone, old Joe Biden oh? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo woo woo What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson Joe's demeanor ain't the style today, hey hey hey Hey hey hey #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 I am just a poor boy So my demeanor is seldom bold I have squandered my subsistence For a pocketful of grumbles MAGA promises All lies at best Still, a man hears what he wants to hear And disregards the rest #artwiculate

@fount8 Flail on, orange boy Flail on by Your flag no longer shines All your dreams have gone away See Hormuz shine Oh if you need a friend Their telescope eye is blind #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 El Hormuz Pasa He’d rather be a Hitler than give ground Yes, he would If he only could He surely would Anyway he’d rather flail away That is Don He claims he’s won But men will end up in the ground & give the world its saddest sound It's saddest sound #artwiculate

@fount8 "The grammar is all inside your head" She said to me "St Patrick's day is it? Well let's take it logically I'd like to help you make your Syntax all agree There must be fifty shades of green in four leaf clover.' It's an anacoluthon Sean In the style of Joyce boys. #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 And the people bowed and prayed And the orange clod still brayed All the signs flashed in warning As his anacoluthon kept reforming And the sage said The words of this idiot Are uttered in non sequiturs But no one dares Disturb the sound of senility #artwiculate

@fount8 They call me EV Driver And once upon electric wheels Hit the road and I'm gone Photovoltaism? I wonder how your battery's charged. #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 Was a sunny day Not a cloud was in the sky Not a negative word was heard From the peoples passing by When it’s a sunny day Photovoltaic panels charge my battery Keeping my radio singing songs My favorite melodies #artwiculate

@fount8 If every human on the planet and all the buildings on it Should disappear Would a zebra grazing in the African Savannah Care enough to shed one zebra tear For intertwingularity? #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 The problem is all inside your head She said to me The answer is easy if you Take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle With intertwingularity You must see nifty ways To weave in your lover #artwiculate

@fount8 I got no deeds to do No promises to keep I've a quattuordecillion in World Liberty Let the morning time drop all those zeros on me Life, I love you All is groovy #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 Can you imagine us Years from today Staring into the infinite cosmos? How utterly amazing To see quattuordecillion #artwiculate

@fount8 Frangipani They give us those nice bright colours Give us the greens of summers Makes you think all the world's a sunny day #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 I got no deeds to do No promises to keep I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep Let the Plumeria drop all its petals on me Doux parfum de Frangipani #artwiculate

@fount8 I have my books Which I bowdlerize to protect me I am shielded by this armour Hiding in my room Safe within my womb I touch them up so not one touches me I am a rock I am a boulder-izer #artwiculate #Dontforgettheword

@fount8 Once my heart was filled with love of a girl She held me close, but I faded in the night As the atrophy set in And the parts that were thick turned to thin And they withered with the wind And they crumbled in her hand #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 I'm through with romance I'm through with love I'm through with counting The stars above And here's the reason That I'm so free My love salami Has atrophy #artwiculate

@fount8 My father was a Bishop man My mama was the Bishop man's friend And I was born to the scripture and devotion When I was 28 I left my home in the patriarchate and headed down the turnpike to the ocean, the salty ocean #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 He was a foremost pulpitarian That's what Mrs. Riordan says, and she should know He liked to pontificate to her She blamed the patriarchate #artwiculate

Respite for snooker players often involves a short rest or a lengthy break. #artwiculate

@fount8 So long, Frank Respite I haven't known peace for oh so long I've quite forgot the song So long So long #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 & the people bow & pray To the orange god they’ve made All the signs flash out a warning At the order that is transforming & the signs say The swords of the profits Are underwritten by the shopping malls & Tammany Halls & whisper: No respite in silence #artwiculate

@fount8 Ragpicker, ragpicker Dogs in the moonlight Coming to my well-lit door Mr. Warmonger, Warmonger Get these mutts away from me You know I don’t find this stuff Amusing anymore #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 Time, time, time See what's become of me While I avoided all responsibilities I was so hard to please. But looking down There’s a patched pair of pants that I found Man this guy is a crazy old ragpicker #artwiculate

@fount8 I'd rather be a scofflaw than a snail Yes, I would If I could I surely would For an unpaid fine just leaves a paper trail Yes, it does It's just a little crime With not much slime #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 Time it was And what a time it was It was A time of impotence A time of conman Can you imagine it Years from today Fascists dispense with propriety How terribly Farage To be a scofflaw #artwiculate

@fount8 I'm a consummated man I can snatch a little pussy too My MAGA love me, they love me They get down on their knees and hug me Oh, they love me like a droog #artwiculate

@peterhamill4 Showdown, tolchok at last You get to make ultra-violence Just burnin’ down a Skolliwol Bombin’ Iran is really droog-y Ba da da da da da da, real rodasty #horrorshow #artwiculate