Peter “Fossil Fuel” MacAdoodle, MD

I’m not gay

You’re telling me the rooster Alice in chains is not the theme song for the rooster on HBO Commies

So what are some skills you recently honed at college? Well, I own and operate a moderately successful burner account making jokes in several college circuits Yeah, so I guess communication

I honestly don’t even think they found those pilots These days they would claim they did simply if someone saw them for 3 minutes and they looked “ok” , even swarmed with an angry mob of Iranians Sad country right now, can’t even be truthful about safety and our assets

@FeehanKerryn The richest women I know wear butt plugs to the office

Men: does money make you horny? Or is that girl stuff?

Willie’s cup of this, Willie’s cup of that How about a classic Shakespeares cup with a protein shake Yeah I’m post-grad Post everything really and still #nevernude #nonanal

@S_Goldbergstein I couldn’t even bring myself to the idea that would be a good idea, even if there was a fire

Dry Humper Bar Guy 😸

@DoubleSnubnose What’s his deal anyway

Yo fuck David googins

@neerbucks Grunge is great, Alice In Chains

Rooster is top 5 songs ever made

Smoke has annihilated Fossil Fuel’s ears tonight Trump would be proud

@yordanball Hmm. Yeah maybe

@petervacarelli 4’11 Russian

Liked the snap story of a woman I tapped once (once) and took out to dinner once (once) and she j sent me “oh hello”. Shrink me

@Emilio2763 You keep your bullshit comments to yourself. She’s perfect the way God damn well made her

Popular Opinion: She Needs Full B-Cup Implants…

@SlutGraper Good for them, bringing life into this world responsibly and still young. If it were up to me I’d have done the same thing

bro are we deadass

@mistressdivy There’s no challenges what is this Nam

Guys: if a woman challenges you intellectually, is that attractive to you?

@Jewsier2025 @tony_dawgs Would love to make her my wife

@otokyo__ They shouldn’t. Marriage is between a man and a woman and you should make love to make babies. Simple stuff. If you disagree you should be deported. Fun is over

Please help

What the fuck I don’t pay for that Especially like that What is this shit, bring me to your leader we need to have a sit down

@randalmfgraves You doing ok Moss?

Never go west of Almon Ave in Tuscaloosa

Now some dog is trying to take off my head I don’t think anyone should want to commit assaults and murder Weird

Weird I guess there’s an overnight bartender at Rutgers Makes sense all those volatile north Jersey people just drinking overnight However being from the south, I tend to sleep at night.