Peter Thompson

@Polymarket This is not a serious mayor

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@jonbrooks Likely the millions of new Canadian immigrants they bring in over that time span, plus some of the Gen Zs

48M boomers+ will pass in the next 20 years Who will buy all their overpriced houses?

@Polymarket This can’t be a real thing lol

JUST IN: Google unveils AI-native laptops called Googlebooks.

@cutiieepie6 Sounds a bit ungrateful tbh. Cheer up!

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@Polymarket Demolish a few bases in the Middle East to make room for a few new ones in Greenland,

JUST IN: The U.S. is reportedly in "closely-guarded talks" to open three new military bases in Greenland.

@Cobratate Do the right thing Tate

I have information on Kier Starmer that exposes systemic corruption in the judicial system.

@jonbrooks The money printer

If housing prices had simply followed income growth since 1970, the average home today would be $138,000. So… what actually broke?

@BoomerDivvies The difference between expected outcome and real outcome is misery

The average American now believes they need $1.46 million to retire comfortably. But the median USA retirement savings is $185,000 People clearly have no idea how to build their retirement. What’s your number?

@Cobratate This reads accurately. Handicap men so we all suffer the same misery together

Women and children are emotion-led. Men are rational. To emasculate men: feminise them. Tear away their rationality and make them emotional. Turn them into eternal adolescents. The two pillars of this transformation: porn and video games. The system doesn’t want focused men. It needs them distracted. Overstimulated. Emotionally reactive. A man who can’t focus is easy to control. That’s why so many are trapped in the same cycle: porn, video games, dopamine, repeat. Porn kills ambition. Video games replace real achievement with artificial progression. A grown man with the mindset of a permanent teenager. Consumerism isn’t just about buying products. It’s about consuming identities instead of building one. The system doesn’t need chains anymore. It just needs distractions.

@CasuallyGreg That’s exactly what i read!

“Pay our employees, because we won’t.”

@QueenAnticommie That’s not how tipping works. If the restaurant is paying $2.13 perhaps that should be scrutinized instead

I agree with this! If you can’t afford a tip, stay home

@MapleLeaves34 Glad he’s giving us such upfront warning tbh

If Auston Matthews is unsure if he wants to be here or not, I think that's your answer and its time to move him based on that. You can't have a Captain on the fence about his commitment to the team.

@Cobratate Suffer

Just ordered two French fries and a bottle of water to my suite at the four seasons in NYC and it was 98 dollars. The world’s gone crazy. I’m rich and this still blows my mind.

@ywomendeservles Oh I bet that’s a hot topic right there

We need to bring back more shaming towards women.

@Polymarket Not againnn

NEW: Iran is reportedly considering taking control of 7 undersea internet cables in the Strait of Hormuz.

@Polymarket That’s probably the best news I’ve heard in weeks if not months!!!

JUST IN: Putin says the special military operation in Ukraine is “coming to an end.”

@bluewmist Keep the change

People who grew up really poor: what's something middle-class people say that instantly reveals they've never struggled?

@Ravenismeee Maximus

I want a cat name that sounds elegant and majestic. Any recommendations?

@amandaorson You are the most correct person to have ever lived!

Or you could just buy this completely restored '86 square body for less than 1/2 the cost of a new truck. Bonus: bench seats, you can fix it yourself, no in-dash iPad and it doesn't spy on you.

@KobeissiLetter Internet prices about to sky rocket 🚀

BREAKING: Iran has moved to take full control of all 7 undersea internet cables passing through the Strait of Hormuz.