pete um

L@@K There's a new Pete Um album available to preorder on digital and cassette tape but hitting the ground on 9/9/22. It's called Surface Zero and it's on Cudighi Records peteum.bandcamp.com/album/surface-…

This rare instrument sounds like human voices

I am the face of modern Britain.

@BCNRupdates I'm into it updates :)

@peteum hello sir um. we would love the opportunity to interview you if you would give us the chance… seriously. thank you pete um

@melt_banana You 2 Bananas!

Happy Holidays from MELT-BANANA!! ⛄️ --- #meltbanana #happyholidays #メルトバナナ

Stepgibbon

Suffolk discovered fire.

Jesus I look like the Viagra Boys fella's dad

Wakefield. Should have been in Glasgow an hour ago. Flat tire. Left Cambridge 9.13. Left Euston 11.30. Paramedics called. Train terminated at Preston due to cracked rail. No trains to Scotland. Confusion. Head east. Buckfast man sits on my seat with me in it. violent threats.

My first visit to Newcastle.

Really looking forward to playing if poss.

Long slow zig zag of England's north. Keeping having to hide vintage British Rail jacket I'm supposed to be rocking. Hoping to get to venue before 10. May have to miss Jorvik Viking Centre .

Glasgow gig on Saturday with the mighty Edwin Stevens @OldHairdressers

@krldslv A simple fart warning, out of courtesy.

At queue up the stairs to get bag from cloakroom at SWANS show heard someone shout “AUTECHRE!”

@notjemk thanks jemk

I love you Pete Um

@FakePlasticTora Thanks tora

Pete Um

the record is hatching

Memory After Memory: are you born a plagiarist? —– how many lies have you been spreading? —– faking illness, forging signatures, stealing anecdotes —– it’s all down hill that way… —– and now you’re repeating yourself...

discogs: you never know what somebody is going through

Just twigged that Ozzy (next door's Alsatian) died on the sabbath.