petey

the super mario galaxy movie has been certified fresh with a rotten tomatoes score of 100% 🍅

@giovanniroomba have and will

can’t wait to die having never truly been known 😃

BREAKING: The Israeli military said it detected Iranian missile launches, shortly after US President Trump concluded his address, in which he claimed that Iran’s military capabilities have been all‑but crushed. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/sv0juj

@ds00za ok so…it takes two to tango. and you’re not cooperating!

@peteypayless i'm sure, the puppies come out of the penis of the man

@ds00za what a rush, tweeting like it’s 2023/24

@ds00za don’t say that. you know that miscarriage was hard for me. :(

@dennismhogan one you’d never expect…just like Mike Myers…

Brian Massumi

Slimey is suited up and ready for the moon! Sending lots of love and luck to @NASA’s Artemis II crew. 🌕💛💚

@swagmage420 O’Connor & Secăreanu supremacy 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Three HARD sneaks

anyone doing well? anyone? right, right…

@alexinquotes hope you don’t plan on wearing that out to a resta—

A third Xiu Xiu shirt is a dangerous thing for a girl like me to have…but I have it

god it feels so good when you don’t have to piss anymore

@mayofraud where was my invite

@peteypayless no I just pissed and it felt great

(sitting on a couch staring at a tv that’s playing a compilation of every decision I’ve ever made) Ah, a testament to my feebleness. Oh I remember this one, my feebleness was guiding me. Interesting, how feeble of me. Yep. Testament to my feebleness. Feeble again, of course

This is how they talk about our children in Western media

March 31 (Reuters) - Israel will destroy all homes in Lebanese villages near the border and 600,000 people who fled the south will not be allowed home until northern Israel is secure, the defence minister said on ‌Tuesday, vowing to inflict Gaza-like destruction in the area.

today and always ❤️🏳️‍⚧️