Peter Murray

(1) Allstate Mayhem vs (8) Geico Gecko (4) Jake from State Farm vs (5) Progressive Flo (3) LiMu Emu + Doug vs (6) Farmers Older Gentleman (2) The General vs (7) Aflac Duck

If a genie gave me 3 wishes I’d use at least one to make it so that my raspberries don’t mold the same day I buy them

@bigsquishyfrog 😎

I got mono so bad it’s feelin like surround sound

@bigsquishyfrog Is this the Arkansas one

@bigsquishyfrog Reading this made my body hurt

@bigsquishyfrog Don’t slander the nut

@bigsquishyfrog NTA your home your rules.

@bigsquishyfrog More

@bigsquishyfrog EECS 388 Project 5

“A washed pot never soils.” -Wishful thinker who is sick of doing dishes

These peasants really out here with only one horse for their open sleigh 💀

@bigsquishyfrog TIL I am missing an organ

@bigsquishyfrog I should’ve thought this through a bit more

@bigsquishyfrog Ok let me ask them if you can join

@bigsquishyfrog Can you do me please. My bottle of TUMS is about to expire and I need to use them up before they go bad.

@bigsquishyfrog Gamstop

@bigsquishyfrog Boba

@bigsquishyfrog @michaeljecmen There’s no timeouts in soccer smh 😤