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Him: don’t be showing yo ass Me:

Michael Jordan’s son, Marcus Jordan, reportedly demanded that police change the music while being taken into custody: “Play some Mariah Carey up in this bitch” (Via @TMZ)

Filipino National Anthem.

"Happy star wars day everyone, today is also my birthday"

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just incase santa wants a different type of cookie tonight

When I create my own family, we’re having crab legs for thanksgiving

@thavoron I ACTUALLY LAUGHED

This little white girl wanted to clock me in high school when we did cheer together and was like “isn’t victoria’s secret lotion for girls.” and i’m literally trans so now what.

she doesnt even know what she did with this album man. 10/10 no skips, still hasnt been topped

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood

I’ve seen this in India lol

Joe Biden:

i don’t want no man with a social media presence. bye icarly

i offer…….. me. Thavoron - 18. Worked on it with the cellist from NFR and Melodrama. Where r the gays when i need them most!!!!!!!

My friend left us at the bar as soon as that man called. I checked her location to see if she was okay and y’all ….

I nvr finished pretty little liars cause at a certain point it was like damn, y’all STILL ain’t find this “A” bitch ???

@_harrynguyen_ Bring me one for lunch tmr 😋

Selling Beatboxes Hmu

I speak for every single person

Thank you Lovers and Friends, I enjoyed ya! ❤️🦋 📸 Virisa Yong, Meg Blair

@veechantal Are these still available?

Selling 2 tickets to lovers and friends. $300 each.

@alyssaadevera Are you still selling?