Pete Everett

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Pete Everett

@peveret

Beta male IT professional, with pretensions of being human. Occasionally funny, but mostly replies and RTs. I like stuff.

East Midlands, UK Katılım Mayıs 2010
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Pete Everett
Pete Everett@peveret·
Dunaway, Wray, Wheldon, Ripley... Ignore me - it's just Fays I'm going through #pun
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Pete Everett
Pete Everett@peveret·
@CountMoriarty Anxiety, depression, depersonalization, psychopathy, schizophrenia, amnesia or just waving your hands and saying “I’m a bit crazy!”
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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriarty·
Just imagining people going "fucking mental". What would it entail I wonder?
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BrianJenkins
BrianJenkins@BrianJe15017880·
@parker__farquer @peveret He's got swivel eyes on a stick and a machine that punches your ticket and a moustache that makes him look like he's following you around the room and he follows you around the room and his name's Tom Selleck.
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BrianJenkins
BrianJenkins@BrianJe15017880·
They've said I can go up to the moon next I'm allowed to get a space gun and some rusks and some mucky books I've got to choose me crew I'm going to take @peveret and @parker__farquer and Charlie because he's going to keep us calm fuckin ell!
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Pete Everett
Pete Everett@peveret·
@BridgeBooksDro1 Stereogram. It’s a beautiful piece of furniture but hifi it ain’t. I have many happy memories of playing my punk singles sitting between the speakers for the full effect. Happy days.
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The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥
The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥@jasemonkey·
@marcrileydj Well it's F,Bb,E,A,C#,G - so probably an A7 and he's stuck his thumb over but if you want to include those bottom two notes it would be FMaj9/11#5 - one for the jazzers.
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Pete Everett@peveret·
@LuvlyAlpacino Lawks-O-Lordie! I’m a cockerney geezer from the Old Smoke born within the sound of Bow Bells and no mistake, innit.
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John O'Connell
John O'Connell@jdpoc·
This Day in 2013, the Evil Thatcher finally popped her clogs. This comment, I think, reflected the views of most people.
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The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥
It seems like a good day to remind people of Finland's 1982 Eurovision entry which I believe translates as 'Don't Drop a Neutron Bomb On Me'
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Learn Something
Learn Something@cooltechtipz·
The electric bike that lets you walk instead of pedal.
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Phil Craig
Phil Craig@philmcraig·
I give you the golden age of UK telly. There were quite a few blokes like this around when @StephenMoss_TV and I joined the BBC in 1982. And some similar women too to be fair. I well remember the truly formidable Biddy Baxter yelling on network talkback when I worked the live Look North gallery in Newcastle. God help you if you snipped ten seconds off the end of her Blue Peter!
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Ruth Husko
Ruth Husko@dank_ackroyd·
Don’t recall the crucifixion being this lighthearted
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tino
tino@mirthincarnate·
Every year around Easter I get this weird wound in the middle of my hand and nobody can tell me what it is
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Arthur
Arthur@parker__farquer·
I have just discovered that of all the kiwi fruits, the ones which are red inside are my favourites. Thank you for reading.
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BrianJenkins
BrianJenkins@BrianJe15017880·
Just eaten three easter eggs in one go and sicked it all up and now I'm watching Easter Duck Racing and Les Dennis new gameshow 'Where's Brian Jenkins?'
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Pete Everett
Pete Everett@peveret·
@BrianJe15017880 I’ve got a job lot of fish nipples so I’ll chuck a jar of them. You can pay it forward.
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BrianJenkins
BrianJenkins@BrianJe15017880·
@peveret Can I have those then Peter? I can't choose so I'm having them all.
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BrianJenkins@BrianJe15017880·
What can you have?
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Yone Rider@Cassicopium_·
My boyfriend bought 12 beakers for us to use as cups?
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NurseBrianRN
NurseBrianRN@rn_murse·
this is the worst karaoke bar i’ve ever been to
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