Peyton

“Your hair is beautiful, I hope that you have many children!” - old lady to me while at work

Boldly Bearcat in honor of the legend @roto1957

Normalize snow days for non-essential jobs

Why do people worry about what’s in the vaccine when Vienna sausages exist

My heart goes out to everyone with seasonal allergies who are fearing for their lives against omicron right now

Covid saw that I was going through it this year and got too scared to try anything

@gazz144 @roto1957 I wholeheartedly agree with this, Andrew

@roto1957 Have to agree, should only be SEC teams. UK and Vandy would’ve gave better games.

Michigan doesn’t belong in the CFP. They bear the weight of the Big 10. No other Big 10 team should make CFP again.

every crew got the silly homie with an air of profound sadness about him

Every two or so years I rediscover eggs and toast and then I’m like “wow this is so good” despite eating it for my entire life

@gazz144 The allergy advocate

@peyton_r_hall The Sniffle Suleiman

As soon as it turns September 1st I get a case of the sniffles for five consecutive months. It occurs every year with fail

Professors really do be waiting until their students are at their most stressed point in the semester to assign the most work huh

@pizzahut refund me my $28.99 or I will intervene

@gazz144 bro you could have @ ed me about this

Why are printers so difficult? Holy shit like grow up and let me print

McDonald’s hotcake review: not nearly as good as I remember them 14 years ago when I ate them shortly before throwing up in the back of my Nana’s car, but still quite good. The chocolate milk, also thrown up, was very disappointing in comparison to the 2007 version

Hot take: peppermint in the winter > pumpkin spice in the fall

If I get one more Debate Me or IQ test livestream on my Tik Tok feed I’m fully descending into villainous activities

With each passing day my car gets one gear change closer to exploding into a ball of scorching flame

Shoutout to the guy who helped me change my windshield wipers and then had a 15 minute conversation with me about how to maintain them in the Walmart parking lot. Real heroes don’t wear capes but they sure can wear Bengals masks

Just lost a race up the merging ramp to a soccer mom in a Toyota Sienna. Absolute menace