peyton

Helpful tip: fuck off also =end

@parker_d15 but is it october there???

“fossils suck” - my geology professor

why is there vitamin c in EVERYTHING

decaf coffee is the dumbest thing ever like what are you doing

park restoration complete

level: impossible

try not to wear the black zara tube top challenge

happy national coffee day

ikea is a social experiment and you cannot convince me otherwise

Iced coffee in hand… sunny outside… there is so much love in the world we just have to allow the world to love us

yeah i think about the roman empire daily

this would kill a pilgrim

psa it’s bling bling not blang blang

why did we give the mormons utah it’s so pretty we should’ve had them use north dakota or something

@parker_d15 not too lit is it

starting to think i have a natural predisposition to suffering and will never experience happiness in the same way everyone else does… anyways making myself a bowl of goldfish for dinner

when i got my braces off all i got was floss and a bill where were the model brothers and beachfront mansions

“the original bad bunny” -@parker_d15