PFBL Commish

Owners that aren’t World Series champions need to shut the fuck up!

Make your damn pick fuckers. @OfficialPFBL act like you know what you’re doing.

Bought myself some time to address this situation. Will work hard to push these deal through.

Ill be hosting a teams tonight 7:30 PM for anyone wants to discuss. Let hold off on the team buying for now.@OfficialPFBL

@OfficialPFBL working on a replacement for an owner to be named later.

@PFBLRockies @PFBL_Blaze @PFBLRays @OfficialPFBL A nice opportunity to flex my power with HARD NO! This isn’t in my teams best interest to buy picks right now.

@PFBL_Blaze @PFBLRays @OfficialPFBL @pfblcommisioner No lol.

Follow up question to the poll I made that’s about to expire: can I start firing out $100’s to different teams to acquire draft picks?

@PFBLDodgers @PFBLAthletics @OfficialPFBL @PFBLRoyals @PFBLRockies This does not benefit me. Pick up Garet Chrochet.

@PFBLAthletics @OfficialPFBL @PFBLRoyals @PFBLRockies @pfblcommisioner can you push this trade through for us? Please and thank you

Clayton Kershaw is on the block, worst offer wins @OfficialPFBL

@PFBLYankees @PFBL_Cubs How does this benefit me? Wrong answers only.

Hey @pfblcommisioner , You going to take action and suspend Fernando Tatis Jr. from the @PFBL_Cubs for his disgusting actions of hitting a baseball on a 3-0 count?!??!?! I’m disgusted!!!! #YankItUp

@PFBLDodgers Thanks for tip. I’ve already picked him up. Better luck next time!

Are we allowed to pick this kid up from free agent pool or nah? @pfblcommisioner

@PFBTheHotCorner I can’t do anything. It would be hypocritical of me especially when I take long and don’t have time for things because I’m painting. I need suffiecient time too to make picks after 5th round

Need more power relinquished to the commissioners office. I don’t have enough. I will bring order back to the PFBL dictating all best outcomes.

Do what’s best for the commissioners office

Man what a fucken mess. Someone clean that shit up

Man, I fucked the @PFBL_WhiteSox so hard on that last trade. I can’t kick them out guys, they help fuel this organization. Had a few drinks tonight so I’m letting my thoughts out.

I’m cancelling the Gala this year as there wasn’t enough proactivity to set one up. Schedule will not work now and I’m going on vacation. Under no circumstances would one occur where I can’t accept my trophy

Slack will be the new communication platform. I enjoy it so everyone else should. Get on slack

I wouldn’t penalize the Astros too harshly either. I cheat too. That would make me a hypocrite and that is not what I’m about.

I suck

@PFBL_WhiteSox @PFBL_Philly @PFBTheHotCorner We have discussed this issue at winter meetings before. Why haven’t I done anything about it? Oh yea that’s right. Couldn’t care less. Does not apply to winners

@PFBL_Philly @PFBTheHotCorner I'll leave you with this. If you truly, wholeheartedly believe that starting Green is the same as Plesac, then I regret all of this. You clearly are in no shape to be having logic based discussions.

@PFBL_Philly @CowboyPork @PFBTheHotCorner While it was a great performance by pleSac, and nice to see that someone checks opponents lineups, I couldn’t care less about a matchup between 2 teams that won’t make the playoffs #nailedit #rockiesforever #commishdictator

@CowboyPork @PFBTheHotCorner @pfblcommisioner Just be thankful your complaints took this bad man out of my lineup.