Patrick Johnson

For those who are interested in research-based solutions to stop police violence, here’s what you need to know - based on the facts and data. A thread. (1/x)

Looks like we #neutchscootch ed into 2020. Babyyyyyyyyyyyyy

When you’re outa gas but you gotta inch forward #neutchscooch

@direwolf20 Hey Dire, are you ever going to do a RotaryCraft Spotlight? I’m trying to get into it, and would LOVE your help!

@kckiernan1 @TrendyProblems ahead of the curve, as per usj.

Q: What do you call Walt Disney? A: Ponce de Freon. #fridgejokes #heisafridgionarythinker

Coffee machines, why do you measure by the cup, rather than by the mug? #wholikestodrinkcoffeefrommeasuringcups #notthisguy #imuchprefermugs

Had an amazing taco today. #feliznavidad #vamosalachristmasamimegustachristmas

"Be excellent to each other. And - party on, dudes!" - A Thanksgiving message by Abraham Lincoln

@WilhelmCharles This all leads to the later scene where Tommy instructs his friends, "You know what they say: Love is Blind"

@WilhelmCharles Damn, wish I was there, but, I know how strongly he feels that 'three is a crowd'

Autocorrect just threw out 'class' in favor of 'xlass' on me. #huh #whatevsimdown #stayxlassytweetbros #andbyxlassyithinkimeanclassy #xool

@kckiernan1 @guster muy meta #meta

People would look damn weird if they had level heads. #justthinkaboutit

Just tried the soft side of the sponge - wow, very nice. #hatersgonnakeepanopenmind #referencetopasttweet #ihaveasmallrepetoireoftweets

decided to take my phone case off. #imarebel #edgy #edgeworth #itfeelssogoodtomakeitwrong

Just realized I'm naming my eventual pet pooch "Mein Furrier" #thanksbuffy #didyouknowalldogsaregerman

If you were gonna ask me, "what's poppin?" right now, I'd probably say, "these jalapeño poppers i'm eating." #foodtweet #food #imafooddood

Just got the hiccups. #classic

Does anybody ever use the 'soft' side of the sponge? #notme #sinkthoughts #cleanliness #igohardinthesink