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@pfpzeke @gr8mxn you dey lie oh

@gr8mxn @pfpzekee that’s me and my backup😭😭

why are you sucking somebody’s tongue in the name of kissing? eww people

@pfpzeke @gr8mxn masa kmfd

@gr8mxn y’all kiss with tongue??😭😭

@yabaleftonline 🥲🥲

Come, why you never sleep? 🫵

Tai Lung’s prison escape in Kung Fu Panda (2008) just escalates step by step, chains breaking, guards dropping, and the whole thing building into one unstoppable run.

@yabaleftonline someone’s dad btw

“Ogbafia Dey for ground, beating constant” — Carterefe trolls DJ Tunez.

me whenever that one tweet doesn’t blow up the way i thought it would

Me stopping the microwave at exactly 0:01 so it doesn't beep

100 followers na myth. 😭 Please nau.

i finally killed the rat that has been living in my kitchen and before dying it said “when you were talking to yourself in your room i was the one listening”

lock in so hard that you feel asexual

@unkonfined i’ll be the judge of that

People gain followers just by replying to my posts.

just found a subreddit called researchmaterialnew and oh my God🤣🤣🤣

i suck at talking stage come get high wit me instead

every 6 months i realize how dumb i was 6 months ago

this is so funny wtf

@bylerapologist bro said creature 🤣🤣

guys pls help me wtf is that gif with that weird creature that pulls it ears back 💀

@bjbedjing top 10 tweets

Don’t you fucking streak me you eating Kenkey are you crazy

@SIKAOFFICIAL1 this is why you get your own things

One guy borrowed his friend’s car to run some errands, and it was given to him out of trust. The guy also decided to be generous and gave the car to one of his girls. Long story short, the girl crashed the car and now the owner is asking for a replacement because this guy has been dodging him.

@oneuios here’s mine

iOS users drop your docks.