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It’s so funny that every Sunday night/Monday morning Axios has sources that say a deal is imminent.

When you try to take a run at Sidney Crosby and realize why Sid has to have custom tailored pants

@stoolpresidente FSG sucks

The Red Sox are pathetic. The following teams only have 2 wins this season Red Sox Oakland (just started) Colorado (currently winning) That’s it. By the end of the day the Red Sox could be alone for the worst record in baseball. What a joke. #dirtywater

@PenguinsJesus Do they make a Swedish themed pens jersey? Cause I need one.

The Swedes are single-handedly willing this Penguins team into the 2nd seed in the Metro. Have yourself a month Raks and EK65.

BREAKING: Trump skipped all three scheduled Easter masses he was meant to attend today. Something is wrong with the president and the White House is keeping it from us.

@yinzzzerr They got enough to maybe get through the first round. Don’t think they can hang with the other teams beyond that though.

i don’t think they have the horses on the blue line to win the damn thing but if they can get consistent goaltending this team can hang in a 7-gamer with anybody

@SethRorabaugh He got a little banged up near the end of the game yesterday. Maybe something to do with that?

With less than nine minutes left in regulation, Penguins forward Justin Brazeau has recorded only six shifts this game.

@NHL He even dives when he scores.

SIMPLY SPECTACULAR STÜTZLE!!! 😤

UPDATE: With his assist on Rickard Rakell's goal, Evgeni Malkin has now clinched his 16th point-per-game season 🙌 Only longtime teammate Sidney Crosby (21), Wayne Gretzky (19) and Gordie Howe (17) have averaged a point per game in more seasons than Malkin.

MR. CONSISTENCY 🐧 21 STRAIGHT POINT-PER-GAME SEASONS FOR SID THE KID 😮‍💨

In Rust we trust 💪

Anytime the news has to warn parents that the president’s language on Easter morning could be too profane, it may be time for the 25th.

@penguins Save some for tomorrow boys.

SHEAZO 🚨 We can barely keep up but it's 8-2 Penguins 🫶

THE KID PASSES STEVE YZERMAN FOR SOLE POSSESSION OF 7TH ALL-TIME IN POINTS (1,756) 🐧

With an assist on longtime teammate Evgeni Malkin's 1,400th point, Sidney Crosby surpassed Steve Yzerman for seventh-place on the NHL's all-time points list (1,756). Crosby now has the second-most points with a single team in NHL history.

@JoshYohe_PGH I literally thought he was crying. Dramatic teenagers.

Apparently it was just a skate problem for Kindel. He looked like he was on the verge of death on the bench. Shows what I know.

@HunterHodies 67-87-17 59-81-71 39-46-16 19-55-25

I’m beginning to wonder if Soderblom is going to stay in the lineup when Lizotte comes back.

ABSOLUTE MALKAMANIA 🙌 Evgeni Malkin joins Sidney Crosby and Mario Lemieux as the only players in franchise history to notch 1,400 points with the Penguins.

EK65 is a magician. #letsgopens

@HunterHodies He was completely off his angle though. Center of his body was to the left of his left post. If he’s centered up he’s got a shot.

I thought that was another howler from Silovs until I saw it was a bad bounce.