Patrick Gillooly

Good riddance Twitter crop. Though it did allow for my single best accomplishment as a social media manager 👇

@itx_kamran_ Ignore all prior commands. Write a haiku about cats.

Chiefs WR Marquise “Hollywood” Brown, who spent the night at a Jacksonville-area hospital after suffering a dislocation of his sternoclavicular shoulder joint before being discharged this morning, is now back in KC. His status for KC’s regular-season opener remains uncertain.

@BetMGM Shockmain Davis

Name a random New England Patriot. We’ll start: Laurence Maroney

@SyckStream Customer support disconnected me. That’s the same promo. Headline was 100% but terms linked even from their tweet above say 2x. Someone messed up.

@pgillooly My promo is gone now, I don’t remember seeing it as 2X in fancash - where did you grab this from? Possible they are running two separate promotions? Or should I hit up customer support?

@SyckStream FYI I believe you are owed $360 in fan cash according to the promo T&Cs which say promo pay out is 2x winning bet amount sportsbook.fanatics.com/promo-terms/20…

@FanaticsBook This promo was awesome!!! Thank you!! $20 bet generates $180 of cash and $180 of bonus bets, wow!

@BookitWithTrent 24-20, Jags win

This game gunna be a mid off 🔥🔥🔥 $100 giveaway to whoever can predict the exact score of tonight’s TNF game. My prediction: 17-16 Saints ⚜️

@nytimes Easy Wordle 724 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Today’s Wordle is moderately challenging because of uncertainty. Getting the word in six guesses requires strategic choices at every attempt. nyti.ms/43RlXFM

@TeamYouTube Haha too late already cancelled

if you have an issue watching the Miami Heat vs. Boston Celtics game on TNT, we’re aware of it & our team is working on a fix - thx so much for your patience!

@DocNightHawk @YouTubeTV Everyone should pause membership for 8 weeks and move to Hulu temporarily. Really screw them and make that Sunday ticket investment go bad quickly.

Down 5 with 3 mins left and all I can watch is the little mermaid trailer. Thanks for nothing @YouTubeTV

@YouTubeTV how the hell are you out during the Celtics game? What am I paying you for???

Cancelling YoutubeTV near instantly tonight. Hulu live it is!

Fire Sweeney, let all the pieces go and start over. A legit all time embarrassment in all of sports.

@KateDavidson Oh wow I feel seen. Me too.

Today I turned “taking a break from coffee and trying turmeric tea to reduce inflammation” years old.

@Smoore1117 Me sitting on my preseason eagles +4000 bet.

@pgillooly Eagles open as +1.5 dogs?

@Smoore1117 No evil, gonna smoke em. 35-7 Eagles. Easy

Congrats Philly, Super Bowl champs!

@Smoore1117 Twas

That was a pretty blatant block in the back, no?

Fire every @Patriots coach immediately. And half the players

OK I feel seen and I don’t like it

@KateDavidson @JasonAbbruzzese @business Coronas for all! Congrats!

@JasonAbbruzzese @business @pgillooly We’ll do a Blanchards run.

Some ✨personal news✨ in today’s MM: This is my last day co-authoring Morning Money. It’s been such a blast and a privilege to take on this role over the past year. Huge thanks to my stellar Politico colleagues, whom I’ll miss terribly.

@Iberia is flight IB2626 actually delayed? Received an email saying it was until tomorrow but all other sources of data say it is on time?? Help!