PGP Ryan

The answer to these long voting lines is clear. We should put the Chik-fil-a drive-thru teams in charge. They'd have you in and out in 15 minutes and it would be their pleasure.

Sir Toast the Gluttonous

Dirty Harry: You've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? People with no inner monologue: I literally can't do that.

Reuters website: You've reached your article limit Me: You've reached your javascript limit

Mr Crouton (#2 cat)

I can't recommend these "organic leg warmers". They provide plenty of warmth and the vibration feature is nice but the maintenance costs are absolutely ridiculous.

Mr Toast

If @TeamPelosi gets shot down over Taiwan we should not resort to war! We should 'get back on that horse' and send @LeaderMcConnell the very next day. If he goes down we pack a C-17 with as many state reps as possible and keep trying. This country wasn't founded by quitters.

Here we see two pieces of Russian armor tragically shelled during mating (something rarely seen outside of captivity). The number of viable tank eggs from this breeding season is projected to be near record lows due to the conflict.

My virginal batch of biscuits is complete.

Enjoy this video of toast biting me youtube.com/watch?v=iK4HzX…

Toast considered getting more serious about his fitness goals but in the end he just took a nap.

Toast is so adorable growling at the new feather toy. He exhaust himself till he pants with this one. Maybe we can get some weight off of him finally. youtu.be/Lad7o1pj2c8

I don't think this "cat tunnel" from amazon is appropriate for plus sized cats.

A closer look at an addictive game we've been playing on twitch, SNKRX! level1techs.com/article/ryan-l…

Crouton uses the scratcher to destroy his enemy youtu.be/l6Uuky7gLr8

Just when you think Disney can't wring another drop of blood from an IP they've destroyed they respond with "I have not yet begun to market"

Toast is on a 3 day streak of turning over the kitchen garbage can. A personal record.

The pines are looking very sad this morning. I don't think they care for their new icy outerwear.

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