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The best Jim Halpert moment on Survivor since Sandra and the sugar #Survivor47

@richofrivia 🙄🙄🙄

@richofrivia Bahahaha. I’m back on Twitter for big brother content and now I’m back for the funny ash stepmom tweets.

Me: “Production is absolutely committed to ruining Big Brother. Boneheaded decision after boneheaded decision. It is such a total bummer watching this hollow shell of a show I once loved. I am appalled.” Also me three nights a week: #BB26

I wonder who could lead a group of women to get a bunch of men out of the game? 🤔🤔 #TheTraitorsUS

Every other founding fathers' story gets told Every other founding father gets to grow old #BB25

@AshJeffys Omg sister wives is my guilty pleasure

Americory Stans, Fields Fam, Brown Sugar Babes, & FBJ Hive all coming together to support this Cam backdoor plan. #BB25

On Survivor 47 I am coming back as a beware advantage. If you open me, I automatically join your tribe and I try my best in every challenge. Until you find the idol I am playing and I’m giving it my all

@AshJeffys You have to tell Jaci this is what you call them. She’ll love it.

@Chappells_Show @tiffanyspawn Please do it. I went all in on Cory this week.

@tiffanyspawn Nah that’s real

Cory getting veto used on him the week after flipping the house on the current HoH kinda eats. Like im sawry you have to give 10’s where they’re due 🫣 #BB25

@AshJeffys I have no faith that group has any sense of humor.

@AshJeffys So cool

I asked Cory if he was gonna do shout outs in the DR. He said only one, but he wouldn't tell me what. #BB25

@AshJeffys How’d that go lol.

@AshJeffys Omg he’s gonna lose his mind. I found him a red yoshi stuffy.

@AshJeffys Bahahahahahaha. His sensory issues usually present as sensory seeking. So you’re gonna have to remind him to give you some more space.

@AshJeffys They do! We are super lucky to have you around the kids ❤️

@AshJeffys Why are you the way you are SM?!??

@AshJeffys And the fresh cut! Love it.