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2026 will be a very, very productive year. Would start achieving all of my dreams.

Did FIRS pay people to talk about filing tax? Because I don't understand. - No light - There is heat - Transportation has doubled - No security - Price of food is climbing again And you're online talking about filing tax. Are you serious?

Please retweet if you do NOT know any family that received any money. Let’s use this response as a quick poll.

Writers need to take a stand! You cannot only write about Nigeria and be silent on your politics! The roost is already home. It’s daybreak, and there’s fire. There is fire.

Service from Bruno Fernandes 🍽️ 🔴 @ManUtd

@Victorokeke_ Alright man Do have a productive day ahead

@ph_thoroughbred Hello brother. Thank you for checking up. I'm very man. I was very busy yesterday. 🫶🫶😂

@Victorokeke_ Didn't see your tweet yesterday, hope you're alright?

@genovevaumeh Started reading For What Are Butterflies Without Wings by Troy Onyango, it's an interesting read, you would enjoy it too. Would be reading Honey and Spice since you recommended it.

Honey & Spice by Bolu Babalola, my march read 📖is a vivid, culturally rich story with characters that feel like people I know, like parts of me Excited to see it come to screen. Would love to be in rooms where stories like this are brought to life Sweet Heat, next?

@cavilT Eat shit too

@ph_thoroughbred Lol. Ifod mkpo

Christ the King Model Primary School in Uyo is a proper example of what public education look like in Akwa Ibom State. Rebuilt under Governor Umo Eno’s ARISE Agenda and commissioned in May 2024, the school was designed as a model for others to follow. Key Features & Facilities The school is designed with state-of-the-art infrastructure intended to bridge the gap between public and private education: Smart Classrooms: 19 fully furnished classrooms equipped with modern teaching aids, including tablets for students and LCD screens for teachers. Specialised Labs: A modern ICT Laboratory and a science laboratory to support a technology-driven curriculum. Library & Resources: A well-stocked library and an administrative block with a modern welcome centre. Staff Welfare: On-site staff quarters with five units, including a three-bedroom flat for the headmistress and two-bedroom flats for teachers. Health & Recreation: Includes a school clinic, a fully furnished crèche, a football field, and a children’s playground. Infrastructure: The compound is fenced with a security post, asphalted internal roads, and a 100-lot car park.

I met a guy at a cyber café in 2019. Every day, same routine: He’d come in, pay for just 1 hour, and type as if his life depended on it. One day I asked, “What are you always working on?” He smiled and said, “I’m applying for jobs abroad. One must click.” People laughed at him. “Who do you know abroad?” “You think it’s that easy?” But he kept showing up. Every. Single. Day. Some days, he had money. Some days, he didn’t—he’d just sit and watch others, learning. Fast forward to 2022… He stopped coming. We thought he had given up. Then one afternoon, someone walked into the café wearing a hoodie and carrying an iPhone. It was him. He got a job in Canada. Not through connections. Not through luck. Just consistency. Before he left, he said something I’ll never forget: “Most people quit right before it works.” It’s not always talent. It’s how long you can keep going when nothing is working yet. If you’ve been trying and it’s not clicking yet… This is your sign not to stop.

The best of men are still men.

@Ambbertonia @BobMfonmma He is an idiot, you are not supposed to replied to an idiot.

@BobMfonmma Don't ask me if i'm OKAY Simply state production size , sales and profits since this year That's how you defend a claim intelligently

I am from Akwa Ibom State. A state that has an international stadium, a power plant, Ibom deep seaport, a brewery, an international airport, a train service for locomotion and also free education for all children in govt primary schools! You suppose dey Abia State not abroad😒

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Please if you’re from Akwa Ibom and you can see this, get involved in politics at all cost. Plan your life around it. Try to be part of the government from any level. Be concerned. If we remain nonchalant, this will be the result. These are the persons positioning to be our leaders tomorrow.

You want to tax Nigerians? The same Nigerians buying N1,500 bread? Paying N1,200/litre fuel? With no light, no road, no hospital? The audacity of this government is truly Olympic-level

Thieves

@Emarged Recoba He was a left footed winger, played for Inter Milan, wore jersey #20. He was really exciting as a winger, an Uruguayan.

Álvaro Recoba.

How to File Your Tax Step 1==> Get your TIN If you don’t have one, register at your State Internal Revenue Service or via the FIRS TaxPro-Max portal. Step 2 ==> Choose your filing portal File your tax return at the State Internal Revenue Service of the state where you reside. If they have a digital portal, use it. Otherwise, visit their office. Lagos residents, for example, use etax.lirs.net. Step 3 ==> Calculate your taxable income Under the Nigeria Tax Act 2025, if you earn multiple streams of income, the law expects you to consolidate…. adding your salary to your side-hustle profits and filing them as a combined gross total. Step 4 ==> Claim your rent relief As a tenant, you are entitled to deduct 20% of your annual rent from your taxable income, subject to a maximum cap of N500,000. You must upload a valid rent receipt and a tenancy agreement as evidence. Step 5 ==> Submit and pay If you owe tax, generate a Remita RRR or pay via the NRS Wallet directly. Step 6 ==> Download your Tax Clearance Certificate (TCC) After approval, download your TCC from the portal.

@Victorokeke_ Would love to taste, send it over.

Guys, i made fried rice with the avocado oil and it's really worth the taste. 😂😂😂