Darien "Big Dog" Smith

@TheFlockDaddy Abe, first week of training is on zoom. No one needs to know 🤫

@phaggotmaxxing Darien, HR may not be ready for you but it also appears you were not ready to iron your shirt this morning. Abe

First day of work. HR ain’t ready for me

@TMaxiiiii Woody the amount of dimes I saw walking by the bar actually dumbfounded me

@phaggotmaxxing So excited to experience this when I move up in August. #expand

NYC happy hour was made by god to justify the cost of living

@marvseymour IPA since all the beers were the same price 🤷‍♂️

@phaggotmaxxing Blue moon?

@TMaxiiiii Worthy successor

For my 100 follower celebration I am thinking about changing my name from T-Max to Woody “Wifebeater” Johnson. Do any of my loyal followers have any thoughts, questions or concerns? #LANK

In nyc and instead of going out I’m watching ouu shii #green

@Funemployment4L Typical

@phaggotmaxxing dom

doing bag w the outr bartender last night was a very interesting experience

@TMaxiiiii High schoolers don’t stand a chance against us #greenfn

@phaggotmaxxing I’m moving up there in August. Let’s #collaborate

To my 24 followers is it wrong to go to phebes if I’m pushing 22. #gonnadoitanyways

@TMaxiiiii Just flew in to nyc for my job so plan to go next weekend but will update you 🫡

@phaggotmaxxing Not at all. How was it?

Hit on a girl at the airport out of boredom and found out she is class of 2030. Gods giving me signs

@DixieDan87 Love to see my Indian brethren getting you right

Just had a top 3 meal of my life here. Indians might be horrible at adopting American social norms and they’re invading Texas at a rapid pace, but they know how to make some damn good food.

@Shaynagillis Grats auntie

16 year old boys hitting on me. Shayna still got it 🤙🤙🤙

@DaveyJoneso7 How the fuck is she still texting him back 💀

Holy shit please shoot this phag

3AM mission but should still count for Friday. #success

@bigmamaotzh Drop the addy plz

ik a couple of yall that #🪵

Highschool burner the clearest recession indicator OAT

@MommaUshyGushy Blonde all day Melissa

Do guys actually like crazy blondes or is that fake news and I should go back to my natural brunette