miss bijou

OH WE ATE ‼️ @PalayeRoyale @SebastianDanzig @RemingtonLeith

am i stupid for assuming ybhq was going to be free😭😭😭

bought myself and oomf candy and it straight up tastes like laundry detergent

@fevendream it was the way they made me put account info all before telling me this..

no way

please don’t make me get a job

went to a club in Miami last night with kitten heels, no mani, no pedi, no bbl, yall they made me help sweep confetti😭

got told i made an excellent point

goodbye $300 hello 3 groceries

Back at it #nightshift

ordered a melon soda float when everyone else got a beer and i feel like that dog with the propellor hat and big lollipop

sooo this just happened

now what do the new phannies know about the sexy endscreen dance btw bc i fear trying to explain that in the modern era makes us sound insane. which i guess we were but. why did HE do that.

turned my crazy scoliosis spine xray into a roblox shirt lmfaoooo

Watching Family Guy but I didn’t notice it accidentally paused and I thought they were just doing a a bit where they all stand in silence for like 5 minutes

10 years of voltron n i still never finished season 3 or 4

crying

WELL YES!!!

@AmazingPhil do you think the crunchyroll tatinof code will still work

look at my 2016 laptop stickers 🥲

met pinkpantheress and kiki’d with her about dan and phil, got her to sign my photocard and she kept one of her choice😭😭 she also said she saw that shes in the description of todays hard launch?/&:!/@;!