phallicdemon47

The #MAGACOCK has been deployed

my current friendgroup is 12 girls and 1 guy who just tries to hit on all of us while we ignore and degrade him

@attemptnomore My dream

@WZG1889 We manage

I go to uni in one of those towns where the uni is the sole thing that’s there and I’ve always wondered how regular people and families live in places like that.

@theoryofwallows I love him

I love this advice from Matt especially because The Dirties is something that 100000% works because of the way it was made, because of the low budget and use of real people and the cheap mockumentary style. Like any other way wouldve made it way less fascinating

icl fakemink needs to put on a shirt

there is something sci-fi and futuristic about trans people

@evilmaymoder This is lowkey terrifying

this is what your boomer, reform voting parents are consuming on their phones btw so cool that we are forced to live in a gerontocracy with people who consume this shit its actually insane

sack five hundred sixty eight

sack five hundred sixty nine

@ThatEricAlper I wrote this in my journal too but noone saw

from Kurt Cobain’s journal

@seattleiminyou When feng texted me back🌷

I didn’t realize how easy celebrities are you can just dm any of them it’s like a 70% chance they message back

I’ll never delete this app man

@camrymel The Holdovers (2023)

Clavicular’s life is tracking the plot of Boogie Nights very closely

what is this some sorta.. pizza movie?