
@dinochairs Dan owes his entire life and career to his ability to believe six impossible things before breakfast.
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they/them, winner of the left right game d+p nonsense


"Steve, the friendly pigeon, who I fed once, and he never left." There are no parallels to doing anybody's laundry. No reason Phil now owns a pigeon rug. Or a pigeon couple shirt. Nobody ever cooed at each other enough for them BOTH to be good at it.


















