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@dinochairs Dan owes his entire life and career to his ability to believe six impossible things before breakfast.

Dan thinking his handwriting is better than Phil’s is the same energy as him thinking he can fight a leopard.

The birdbrains continuing to feed my pigeon agenda.

Look at @goosemi actually surviving over here.

While we wait, I am looking at these freckles specifically.

@FlynndersFields There's so much interesting narrative potential stuff here but I don't think they've officially ever poked at it.

if a vampire slayer was trans would they be ftm or mtf

@hard4phan This is the weirdest time for it, too, trying to do international stuff during this weird little gap where the US has already sprung forward and Europe hasn't yet.

@phambidex perfect perfect, thank youu !! timezones confuse tf out of me omg i always have to double check even if i know im 99.99% correct JWJFJF

wait the stream is at 3pm est time today, right ?? cause they’re currently 4 hours ahead?? i always gotta double check just to make sure in my brain OOP

@moononphire I think it objectively looks good, but also that Phil looks like a very different person with and without bangs, the way Dan looks like a very different person with straight hair?

Daniel, you didn't like the quiff? Was your lobster too buttery too?

@stickyphalls I think those are actually talents!

@phansbainmarie I've been wondering about this because it does seem like foreshadowing is a thing we do now.

surely that’s not richard’s golden ball??

@OmensWorm @phansbainmarie I mean in practical terms it probably came in like a bag of a hundred or something, although they might have been recycled/donated/etc by now.

@phansbainmarie THATS WHAT I THOUGHT but it was at the top last post ep? Do they have multiple golden balls?? What are they doing with multiple golden balls

@TeddyJayne_ I do get the impression that Phil proooobably would have, although that's purely speculative? But I think in general that when you've got a very public persona, to me it makes sense that it would take some time to navigate what your new publicly-queer self looks like first.

So in watching them react to HR, it caused me to wonder why in 2019 when they each came out,they did it very separately. I think I would have been inclined to come out… as collaboratively gay. Here I am with my gay partner. Thoughts? Also, any fanfics where this happens?

@isimswyn It really was just like a recurring thing, I forget which video I originally clipped this from but found it in my misc screenshots. It really is just a main character of the channel so I'm glad it got pride of place here.

2009 phil including this single frame of him lying like that is sending me 😭😭😭😭 he really just wanted to attract an emo boy by showing off the phass didn’t he

@maysidove Yeah because if there's one thing they wouldn't do, it's make this extremely PG-13 joke in public, as for example a normal part of their job of being funny for an audience? Just... what? I'm not suggesting anything racier than their usual content here.

@phambidex this is such a bizarre conclusion to jump to? they’re on vacation so they’re drinking pineapple drinks omg there’s no weird sex joke hidden in their public instagram post

Looking at these again and going: The photos weren't really more couple-y--oh. Oh. Oh it's pineapple for a reason, isn't it. That's the joke.

@mauiiyaoii There's something so special about finding creators who don't just inspire further consumption, right? I'm so glad I've met a lot of people here, but--you especially, rough as this time is being.

TW me being sappy on main 🦁〰️

@phisterdaniel Like they ARE cute fruity cocktails but they don't usually get ones that match.

@phambidex oh my god why would you say this 😭 I was so happy just assuming it was cute little fruity cocktails 😀

@notdanhowells Oh, they've done fruity stuff all the time, but they don't usually do matchy drinks.

@phambidex a man cant just like a fruity little cocktail

@gowobies The swinger thing is a very specific upside-down pineapple... and I'm pretty sure that's straight people stuff, generally.

@phambidex is this a swinger joke or a cum joke i cant tell

@riyeeer I'm just glad to know they have good taste. Or... something.

@phambidex OMG

SOMEBODY here also made the CAH-Phan Edition cocktails pineapple. In 2021.