merci 💫

@geekedhowell how could you 💔

@phangender i’m so sorry to be the bearer of bad news

can’t even e-date bc no straight man would be found alive in the fandoms im a part of

@dykeinof oh

@phangender i’m talking about a fuckasd reddit post i saw on instagram

people online are so comfortable assuming they know everything about a person/relationship from the tiniest of posts. everyone’s so confident telling people to break up, go no contact, like what? we literally don’t know each other

@snokoplassm stop being so pretty dan howell

missing dan’s aesthetic instagram selfie era

@fruitfaggot >:(

@phangender ur a little too far for that :/ can’t tuck u in from over here

good morning. it’s 4am. idk why i am awake because i know none of you are for some reason. even if you live in a time zone where it is not 4am. but anyways hello

@fruitfaggot make me

@phangender ok ur awake but also i knew this. bedtime perhaps

@pinofdnp i have never seen this before wtf

@phangender 😭😭 youtu.be/b6Ezi89eoe8?is…

dan and phil in every universe by dan and phil

i don't rmbr seeing this wat

we need to bring back shitty CGI I'm so serious

@actualtwt don't think that's why lol i was being silly on purpose

@phangender i almost snorted im sorry that’s so silly

guys don’t bully me but… what is the pitt?

@actualtwt hosPITal

@phangender but like about what? does it take place in a dirt pit or is someone named pitt?? im so lost

@__rainedrop ohhh

@phangender This was Laura’s way of helping me spread the news in a silly way

Oh that’s not.

@moniimoose FR

@phangender It's PISSING ME OFF

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ADS AHHHHH

@lebsiankitten the millennial part isn't a lie either i rmbr reading an article about it

@phangender sadly i haven’t accepted that cds aren’t in anymore. to me cds are still used but they’re not. you are correct 💔

why do companies think we don’t collect cds anymore who told them that. why is the only options vinyl ???