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EVERY DAY I BECOME MORE P0WERFUL

Can we talk more about the amazing functionality of my penis?

First question. Why the actual fuck did you get tile floors in this house? 😹 Other than to blatantly injure me and ruin my hopes and dreams? Nothing? Nobody? You’re all just pathetic disgusting villains?

Why you did an actual horrendous joke of a job from start to finish? Chose the worst kind of stone? Should have chosen something non porous, look at how disgusting this bullshit is. Not to mention your choice of grout and highly questionable installation.

That human urge to pretend you’re underage?

“Instead… you completely ruined the entire house, completely destroyed the concrete foundation of the house? Left me with a Herculean amount of labor and as disgusting an experience of my life. 10 days in and we’ve basically done nothing? And like seriously this is just the job”

I stand by my decision to remove the floors. They are actually fucking disgusting and terrible and life ruining. Plus my erections have been amazing since i started destroying. Doesn’t mean it’s easy, or will happen in any expedited fashion.

Why you’re actually the fucking worst and I hate you and hope you go to hell forever

My worst tweet? In my real life, girls are extremely unresponsive to courtship. In the porn I watch, they are with disgusting hiv infested terrible homosexuals with fake penises, and they are extremely submissive, begging for sex. I actually hate my life and want to die.

I don’t want to say the most obvious possible shit to you. I want you all to literally die.

Serious, hilarious sexual dysfunction 😹

You’re all actually just some pathetic lowly fucking disgusting smut

There was no fucking sponge, I tried and enjoyed that Mac and cheese, you’re just a fat pathetic joke of a living organism. Plus, why the fuck is the sponge that weird fucking insane bullshit? Because you’re all just insane deranged rapists who belong in strait jackets.

Is food sabotage rape? Absolutely. Any purposeful fucking spitting or shitting or whatever the fuck is literally sexual rape and should be tried as such. 😹

The ROOMinators? If you outclass or outwit a human even once they will sit in their room getting fat about it the rest of their lives. 😹

No but what’s the truth? The actual truth? Behind my time at winners? What should Jess ACTUALLY say regarding my work? 😹🤩 That I’m literally the best hire in the world.

Dude, 17 isn’t a kid. Plus you’re all, you know, yourselves, so you’re as pathetic as you can possible be and are just a liposuctioned 26 year old. Like you need to be a functional thing at four years old. You need to, not be anywhere close to bodily fluids in others food. 😹

😹 Do you have any idea how ridiculous bodily fluid sabotage is? How incredibly damnable this is? How deep into fucking idiot creature ass behavior this is?

Anytime even one person slobbers on your pizza, that means the conscious entity that is everyone else is, somehow less talented. 😹

I understand what a PIANO ROLL IS. It’s basically a rudimentary form of midi. I can virtually guarantee almost all piano recordings are made using these. 😹🖕