tomato tomb 💖

Fart of the meal

9/11 was kinda an outside-to-inside job when you think about it #adamfriedland

On a PIP with my lady ❤️

Everybody talking bout seeing the future Nobody talkin bout smelling it

I be drunk as fuck liking venmo transactions.. monitoring the fiscal situation

Nfl teams never taking a timeout for romance on the field

When the karaoke guy. Brings out his girlfriend. Just to crush us. We get it

much like today, alcohol was used by ancient tribes to unlock the great mysteries of the mind

@mertonesque Is if 36 chambers is weed not angel dust and meth lol

did you know that you can now sort the rym charts based on drugs

@ReddCinema where are they?

Sunrise from Cairo. The view outside our hotel is IMMACULATE. Great pyramids off in the distance.

Papa Johns: wet n ready

@footballguy82 @TheNFLDrop Lmfao savage

@TheNFLDrop Yeah the traits being shared are how to lose your whole family. And watch your ex get pregnant by another man. Lots of guys have that trait

Tom Brady reveals that he cloned his DNA 23 years ago in a bioscience experiment in North Carolina. The human is reported to be alive today, sharing similar physical traits to Brady.

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani has launched a drone strike on Temple University in Philadelphia #zohranfornyc

@headb4nd @solexyoghurt Yes unfortunately fmfl

@pharmabunker @solexyoghurt Is that not a fitting vibe for Denver 🙏

ok, last Autechre tour tweet for a while (perhaps minutes). chatted up Mark Broom last night and he told me that as the tour went on he started consistently spinning more braindance-y breakbeat stuff rather than dancier techno stuff cuz the crowds ate it up and...

Me

I'm putting together a collection

Im cool w skaters but dont have nearly enough stds to fit in right

When you see this and know its gunna be a warner brothers picture >>>>>>>

You call it a “fake email job” yet fail to recognize each email is a beautifully crafted flower, shaped by the hands of an artisan (me). And sometimes the artisan needs to blow off some steam for a couple hours in the middle of the day