Trey Hodson

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Trey Hodson

@phatrey

Defender of Good Humor. Master of the Swinging Bunt. Self-proclaimed Swedish Underwear Model.

Fort Collins, Colorado Katılım Aralık 2009

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Uncle Duke@UncleDuke1969·17 Nis

TACOS DRINK A LOT BUT

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Let's give a one-game award. Don't worry about cumulative stats like OPS or RISP. Just be amazed right now. Over/under 5 outfielders with better SLG and RBIs and BA at season's end? I'll take the over.

Braves On FanDuel Sports Network@FanDuelSNBraves

Ronald Acuña Jr.'s four plate appearances tonight: ▪️3-run home run ▪️Double ▪️Single ▪️Walk

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Tim Curry@NotTheTimCurry·14 Mar

Same.

🇹🇹 Lost New Yorker 🇹🇹@VerseFlambe

The day Tim Curry dies I want y'all to know I will be absolutely inconsolable

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Jim Maxwell@1jcmaxwell·15 Mar

I think its important especially in science, to measure everything in American Alligators.

Latest in space@latestinspace

BREAKING 🚨: An asteroid the size of about 69 American alligators will pass by Earth on Tuesday via NASA asteroid tracker

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The Onion@TheOnion·10 Mar

MrBeast Re-Blinds 1,000 People bit.ly/3LcBo5m

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Uncle Duke@UncleDuke1969·9 Mar

I’ll never understand why people buy dogs from breeders when growing your own is free and far more rewarding.

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation@OKWildlifeDept·7 Mar

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear, you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

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NFL@NFL·3 Mar

.@HailStateFB DB Emmanuel Forbes was just gliding with this 4.35u. 📺: #NFLCombine on @nflnetwork 📱: Stream on NFL+

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation@OKWildlifeDept·2 Mar

stranger: is this snake poisonous? us: nah fam, stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth* us: it’s venomous tho

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Trey Hodson@phatrey·28 Şub

You had me at BBQ sauce

Stubb's BBQ Sauce@stubbsbbqsauce

Hear us out… BBQ sauce in a Bloody Mary

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@stubbsbbqsauce You had me at BBQ sauce

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Stubb's BBQ Sauce@stubbsbbqsauce·28 Şub

Hear us out… BBQ sauce in a Bloody Mary

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George Wallace@MrGeorgeWallace·18 Şub

What the hell is a last ditch effort? Why didn't they try harder on a previous ditch and whatnot?

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Butts Up

No Context Brits@NoContextBrits

Settle a debate. What's this game called?

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@ivfshan ?

Curiosity@CuriosityonX

Who else want these planetary chocolates from Japan

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John Cleese@JohnCleese·11 Şub

I've been warned that much of my content is insufficiently trivial for many young people I'd like to apologise from the bottom of several of my vital organs I sincerely hope it may become more interesting as they grow older However, a photo of my breakfast will be here shortly

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Joe Patrice@JosephPatrice·11 Şub

As a child I was positive that private investigators would play a bigger role in my day-to-day existence.

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Trey Hodson@phatrey·10 Şub

@bader_diedrich @CSLewisDaily If The Drew Carey Show or Office Space don't automatically get you in, then maybe it's not a place you'd want to be anyway.

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