RemoFirstBorn

Got my husband Timberland boots and he’s been on 3 video calls giggling to his friends and telling them “in this life, follow better woman o”. I’m just smiling to myself. Later this night when the children are asleep, he will drop boxers.

“A moving man will surely meet his luck” must be the greatest quote from our generation.

@iamGbono_ @Elkrosmediahub Okay, if so. I wish I knew where you were talking about

@pheel_hip @Elkrosmediahub Nope. It’s a legit parking lot. Not by the road side. Ticket is like 500/1k I think. Last time I parked there, there was no one to give me ticket even.

New MM2 Airport Car Park increased rate: Saloon car 1st Hour -• N3,500 SUV/ Buses 1st Hour -• N4,000 Large Buses 1st Hour -• N20,000 Subsequent hour -• N2,500 Overnight Parking -• N50,000 Lost/Damaged ticket penalty -• N25,000 God abeg!!!!🤣🤣

@Mr_Gerrie01 See as I open mouth

Some of you are in this dilemma but fake life won't let you go see a doctor.

@iamGbono_ @Elkrosmediahub Your vehicle will be towed by some hungry lads

@Elkrosmediahub Just park across at the NAMA area there. There’s a parking lot. You’ll just walk, na the only Wahala lol

When it is time for tax, Tinubu will compare us with the UK. But when it's time to provide good governance, he'll start comparing us with Kenya.

You people are saying someone sat down in 2022 and thought "Let me open a twitter handle to 'impersonate' Prof Joash Amupitan. I'll also link his email address and phone number to the twitter handle." This is what you really want people to believe?

In a desperate bid to protect the @inecnigeria Chairman, the @OfficialDSSNG might, any moment from now, act a small movie of parading someone as being behind the creation of a ‘fake’ twitter account in the name of the INEC Chairman. I know many of you might laugh this off but trust me, in a situation of total State Capture like we are in, every absurdity is possible. Let’s watch!

normalize sleeping first when you have headache, no be every headache need paracetamol or pain relief.

You can’t even “pokunso” in Lagos again. They don put POP everywhere😂😂😂

No electricity needed.

@CRawkeen Yes They are all tagged "modern market distribution" by companies

My understanding is that brands like Justrite, Shoprite, Spar, Jendol and Bokku directly get their goods from the manufacturers. I believe this is the case right?

@dbayexquisite @hardarmsxo I beg to disagree

@pheel_hip @hardarmsxo Exactly my point. You don’t store them in a carton. Store in an open, cool and dry place always.

This is why if you want to buy original sneakers, buy directly from Nike, Adidas etc. That way, you’re sure what you’re getting is 100% what you paid for. How do you buy from directly from these companies if you’re in Nigeria? Easy. You can order through us by sending us the link to the item and we’ll help you order and ship it to your doorstep anywhere in Nigeria.

“Pregnant woman caught cheating on her husband with another man”.

This a picture of her stall for easy location Once you enter that straight road beside Polaris bank in Ile ilé Iya kofo makes the best swallow! Ask around😍 Thank y’all for all the RT, comments and those that wants to patronize us! God bless y’all in thousand folds🫶

@dbayexquisite @hardarmsxo Lol You dont knw what u're saying You just dey guess talk. My safety boots, "originally" was directly given to me by my company. I used for 1 ½ years. I resigned nd stopped using for like 6mnths. Returned to carton nd placed in shoes rack. Day I decided to use, sole peeled off

@hardarmsxo You also need to store them properly. Always keep them in a cool dry place, clean after use before storing, avoid stacking them on each other, avoid storing them where heat or direct sunlight can hit etc. If you care for them properly, they will last you years.

a sight like this was so appealing.. before netflix

There's always that one fan rooting for you even when you have nothing

Lasisi wan beat him Gen Z client 😭

@ikeikenj @OneJoblessBoy I think he already resigned

@OneJoblessBoy Chaii!! This Soldier will be declared wanted, arrested, locked up or court martialed Nigerian leaders are too heartless.. They deserve to be severely punished

"The last salary wey I collect for Army na 109,000 or 111,000, but before that na 51,000..." Sojaboi speaks about his time as a Nigerian Army soldier.