@thebravobabe_ SAME. I am so grateful I had this show and this woman in the throes of PPD. Reminded me who I was when I had no idea. 💔
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poor dear pamela
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poor dear pamela
@phenomemily
never been cool
Pittsburgh, PA Katılım Mart 2009
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Levels I won’t stoop to when it comes to cooking:
- blender (too dramatic/noisy)
- meatballs (I don’t need to palm raw meat when they sell them premade??)
- scratch sauce/dressing (sauce aisles are robust for a reason)
- broiler (let’s see if this food ignites. Ridiculous)
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@MysterySolvents “Would more hugs from her parents have maybe helped? Idk”
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@NickAdamsinUSA I wish I was this stupid, you all seem so happy
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“Fucks sake” —the first ghost showing up and finding me zonked on a 15 mg gummy because I decided to choose PEACE
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@Matt_Pinner Sleep for actual days. Fuck the louvre this is nap goals
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I’m 31, 120 lbs, recently divorced. Describe me in one word
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Imagine if your big break was a parade and the part of the parade you were in was vegetable
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Had a fleeting feeling of joy and was like “what if I just enjoyed this moment, right here and now, for what it is”
I’m so desperately mentally ill I thought I invented mindfulness
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RIP Victor Frankenstein, you would have loved Jurassic Park
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This is embarrassing but I just found out what SNAP stands for (I knew what it did). Imagine (emphatically) canceling a program that is literally supplemental nutrition assistance. For kids that need help to be fed. Can you even understand how evil you have to be to support that?
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Don’t ask me to explain this but with every TS album the promo pics look increasingly like the amazon search results for Halloween costumes
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@Matt_Pinner The desire for blood flow to the lower extremities
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@CoachPaulBrake @YourCalvinist You are the cutest clown I’ve seen this Halloween season!
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@YourCalvinist Or deacon, or any job that usurps authority over a man.
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@NickAdamsinUSA But. I can get up a flight of stairs and my body doesn’t look like a weather map so I am not sure it matters, about the golf thing
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Is this supposed to be a dig? The president looks fantastic.
Donald Trump drives a golf ball 300+ yards. You wouldn’t even touch 250 downwind off an elevated tee box.
Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom
Won’t be taking medical advice from someone who can’t spell hepatitis and looks like this:
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@fvckerysprinkle I actually think you should apologize, Amber.
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Hi! My name is Amber.
I’m gonna make a liberal tear cocktail real quick
1. I’m a female
2. I carry a firearm because it’s my right
3. I’m white
4. I voted for Trump 3 times. Unapologetically.
5. I’m a mother. Not a “birth giver”
I love my county 🇺🇸
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The leaves really said “no delightful foliage for you this year.” Plz understand how fucked we are if nature is not naturing.
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Every job posting:
“Looking for a HOME to build your career? We at the paper clip factory are seeking a highly-motivated, free-spirited, no BS, FUNloving candidate to join our family!
Requirements: must have spent time as an actual paper clip. $12/hr”
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