Phillip Corvelli

@lady_valor_07 Don’t be a “tough guy”..it’s stupid and dangerous if you’re being confrontational and an older person tells you to calm down, listen to them. And that’s another thing, listen to the advice of your elders in general, if for no other reason than to filter out the nonsense.

I’m 25. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@ick_real Gertrude Gwendolyn Roberta Constance Maeve

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@stonersvilla I smell bullshit

Thoughts ?

@Mamiwatar John smith

soooo homelander doesn't have an actual name

@davidpiraja_ They didn’t need to inject homelander because his father already had it, but they apparently didn’t know this was they injected homelander, thus he has exceptional super natural abilities beyond that of most other super-powered being.

@davidpiraja_ Passed down through genetics because he was injected with it during fetal development so it’s in his dna

The Boys tem MUITOS problemas primários de roteiro, mas nada a maior pergunta é: Por que Ryan nasceu com poderes enquanto o Homelander precisou ser injetado com o Composto V?

@420matt9191 Smoke, go for a 3 hour walk, then eat.

Fellow stoners.... Smoke then eat or eat then smoke

@Teslimatttt They don’t, the older they get the slower they age, so logically they would get to a point where their body stops aging.

If Viltrumites gets stronger as they age, how do they eventually die of old age?

@EvanAKilgore This young man should not be a role model for his generation, but rather an example of who not to be.

Clavicular UPDATE: He is now in stable condition. He overdosed, had a seizure, and was then in and out of consciousness for several hours. The hospital will likely keep him for a few days before releasing him. Don't do drugs, kids.

@GRANDTHRAGG I’m impressed

They put me on fraud watch… How about you frauds, WATCH

@NostalgicHubb I will pacifier seed

Read it slowly

@Marklord117 @PaulTassi Haven’t read them

@phil_corvelli @PaulTassi The comic that the show was based off of was worse, edginess for the sake of edginess and shock factor, also the plane scene in the comic was on 9/11.

Watching two R-rated superhero shows on Amazon on the same night where a weaponized virus is being used to kill indestructible supervillains

So far this week: Trump threatened to wipe out a civilization on Tuesday. Announced a ceasefire on Wednesday. Israel leveled parts of Beirut on Thursday. Iran shut down the Strait of Hormuz, AGAIN. Gulf states are still intercepting drones. 13 American service members are dead. Over 3,400 Iranians killed. 1,500 dead in Lebanon. And this administration has the nerve to call this a win. They light the world on fire and then take credit for calling the fire department.

Cardinals mate for life and this camera captured a male dropping off a treat for his lady

@sciencegirl Minced meat.

What would you name this red tegu lizard

@hotrod_521 This seen is showcased his speed, not his capacity to inflict physical damage with his fists.

I’m reaching the point where powerscaling is genuinely starting to hurt my enjoyment of the show. #invincible I cannot believe this is the same dude struggling in any way to fight bugs

@The_King_Trout I’m of the opinion that Things only matter because we want them to matter, we choose to create meaning In life because we’re inherently afraid of death. This is one reason why depressed people don’t immediately kill themselves.

Nihilism is for faggots

@TheQuartering It’s the logical conclusion of a statement like that from a president that has nuclear weapons, he doesn’t need to be specific for people to understand it means nukes.

Nothing about this implies nukes but go off and get your clicks. I hear you've got a lot of campaign debt to pay off

for the record, and the insane people, i’m totally against the U.S. using nuclear weapons in Iran. no caveats.