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@SawyerMerritt This isn't quite true. Seems like you have to have purchased FSD "outright" at the time of purchasing your vehicle. I don't think you're eligible if you added it later? Or purchased it for a Tesla you bought used?

To be clear: If you have FSD & free lifetime Supercharging on your current Tesla, can transfer BOTH at no cost to a brand new Model S/3/X/Y if you take delivery by March 31. All incentives (including inventory discounts) can be combined. This is something Tesla hasn't done before

@FixMeasure110 Post to Threads, please

"...There is no safe amount of fentanyl or meth for my people or anyone else. Use of these drugs should be illegal, and those using them should be pushed towards treatment." oregonlive.com/opinion/2023/1…

@teslascope @Tesla Threads, please

Teslascope has submitted its request to become an officially recognized third-party app under @Tesla's new developer program. We're very excited to see this launch and will share more information in the following weeks as it becomes available! ⚡️

@teslascope Could you start posting on threads, or at have a news feed on telescope? I love your content, but not into X.

We'll share here as soon as new waves are detected or if a new build has gone out! You can check for new waves at any time on our platform. teslascope.com/software/2023.…

As of this evening, we're reasonably confident that the deployment of @Tesla's Full Self-Driving (Beta) v11.4.6 has been paused. Further waves may still occur, however, based on the last two years of data, we are now past the typical "longest" delay between waves.

@tomwarren Check out the Apple Dev Forum. It is filled with comments like: "It's a shame that they took such a great product and ruined it in less than 2 years. As of today my app is not working. Same API calls in postman take over 10 seconds and some only giving errors. Shameful."

Apple Weather working ok here, but I really miss Dark Sky. The custom notifications for rain were great, and you can tell Apple Weather has been developed in California where it doesn’t rain much 🥲

@tomwarren Today is only a small part of the story. The problem is WeatherKit API, Apple's replacement for the Dark Sky API. WeatherKit was down the day Apple shut down Dark Sky, leaving devs stranded. WeatherKit is slow, buggy, and not ready for prime time.

@9to5mac @benlovejoy This is only a small part of the story. The problem is Apple's WeatherKit API (their replacement for the Dark Sky API). It has proven to be slow, buggy, and completely unready for prime time. WeatherKit was down the day Apple took Dark Sky down, leaving devs stranded.

Apple Weather app down for many, showing no data 9to5mac.com/2023/04/04/app… by @benlovejoy

@teslascope @Tesla At what point do we say that the release is "on hold." 'Cause that's what it looks like now, right?

📌 We are making a standalone informational tweet regarding the @Tesla Full Self-Driving (Beta) V11.3.2 rollout to clear up the concerns and misconceptions we've seen over the last 24 hours. 🗓️ We hope many find this helpful, and we'll happily address other questions! ⬇️ --- ✅ "Why have so few received V11? Did the rollout slow?" The rollout is proceeding as usual! Historically, Tesla has frequently distributed significant software updates in waves of about ~10-30% at a time. It is also important to note that rollouts can occur multiple times in a single day but can take place a day or more apart. In the case of this update, 2022.45.11 (FSD v11.3.2), we saw two micro rollouts (~0.1-0.5%) occur, with the first typical rollout (~15-25%) happening within 24 hours. This is a sign of a healthy rollout; we expect more will occur soon. --- ✅ "Am I eligible for V11.3.2?" Vehicles currently on 2023.X.X branches of software updates (such as 2023.2 and 2023.6) are ineligible for this update and will need to wait for a subsequent release. We have been given a very loose timeline of the end of March, although we can not guarantee this. Vehicles on the following software updates have received the new update: - 2022.44.30.10 - 2022.45.10 - 2022.44.30.5 - 2022.44.25.5 - 2022.12.3.1 If you recently took delivery of a new vehicle, you are likely already on a 2023.X.X branch and will need to wait a bit longer! We wish we had better news! ❤️ --- ✅ "What about non-USS vehicles?" There's some good news on this front! @greentheonly discovered new changes in this update (2022.45.11) that restores Autopark and other functionality for non-USS vehicles. As this was only found on this update and not on more recent 2023.X.X builds, it can be assumed that Tesla intends to provide FSD access for non-USS shortly. We also received unconfirmed reports from an employee posting on Reddit that it is ready for customers. --- And here are a few suggestions/thoughts from our team: 👉 If you receive a different 2022.X build, download and install it. It may be required to receive 2022.45.11. 👉 Ensure that your vehicle has a strong Wi-Fi connection right now. 👉 Check for any critical vehicle alerts that may prevent you from receiving an update. 👉 Some active service requests may temporarily make you ineligible for the update. 👉 Keep your vehicle charged before receiving the update. And most importantly: 👉 Be kind to one another and to other vehicle owners who may have received the update before you. We're all in this together and have seen lots of negativity directed at random community members for sharing that they received the update. Every rollout should bring excitement and encouragement, not hostility and harassment. We acknowledge the frustrations of waiting and are right there alongside you! @wholemars @DriveTeslaca @SawyerMerritt @DirtyTesLa @TeslaUpdateInfo @TeslaSoftUpdate @NotATeslaApp @DBurkland @brandonee916 @chuckcook @klwtts ❤️ Please help share this around; we're here to answer any questions you may have.

@Austan_Goolsbee @IlliniBizDean Carrot uses Dark Sky. In March, when Apple pulls the plug on the Dark Sky API, Carrot will likely move to WeatherKit (i.e., Apple Weather), too.

@IlliniBizDean Carrot seems pretty similar

Apple bought and then shut down my favorite weather app, Dark Sky. They claimed they used it to improve their own proprietary weather app, but I don’t like it. Recommendations?

@elonmusk That you're conducting a Twitter poll about whether you should quit as CEO is strong evidence that you should. That you don't realize this is dispositive. That you clearly have no idea wtf you're doing, well, that's just icing on the cake.

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

@teslascope Put the content on Teslascope.com!

@Phil_Creations Hi Phil, we don't at this time but what other platforms would you like to see our tweets/content?

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Clickbait journalists are claiming Alexa is a "colossal failure". They're wrong. We're seeing the most people use @sleepjar through Alexa on a daily basis than ever before 🚀

@courtneymilan Honest question: people cause crashes all the time through stupid driving. So, isn't the issue really about whether the rate of autopilot crashes is higher than people crashes? Otherwise, aren't you just singling out one kind of cause out of the thousands you might?

@teslascope Looks like it's been paused. Or it's the slowest rollout ever

We guessed right! 🎉 A new Full Self-Driving update is now going out to current AND new testers as we speak. Tesla will be trying to get all vehicles on V10.69.3.1 prior to V11's release in the following week(s). If you receive this update, please upgrade from older versions.

@teslascope Has anyone on 10.69.2.4 received it?

@wholemars Dems have been pushing infinitely harder to transition to a green economy that Reps. So, yeah, keeping gas prices down to win in the midterm is absolutely the way to transition as fast as possible.

Biden wants to transition us to electric vehicles as fast as possible. Which is why it’s so important to keep gas prices down through subsidies & draining the SPR. That way Democrats will do better in the midterms.

Bad Alexa Routines #12

@elonmusk @spideycyp_155 Your analysis of international relations is every bit as sophisticated as your analysis of free speech. You must know about everything!

@spideycyp_155 Whether one likes it or not, Crimea is absolutely seen as a core part of Russia by Russia. Crimea is also of critical national security importance to Russia, as it is their southern navy base. From their standpoint losing Crimea is like USA losing Hawaii & Pearl Harbor.

Exceptionally well-said

@WSBChairman @wholemars @unusual_whales There's two jobs for every unemployed person. Don't think it's a recession.

@unusual_whales @wholemars I keep seeing people predicting a recession while we are already in one😂

JUST IN: Biden, on CNN: I don’t think there will be a recession, if it is, it’ll be a very slight recession. That is, we’ll move down slightly.