phil

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phil

phil

@phil_phil_p

Katılım Mart 2026
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slommy
slommy@sammichluvrrr·
I bet straight men are terrified of another “that got bro pussy wet” happening to them
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bisexual
bisexual@temuchainz·
girl: sex in the basement? oh you're a real freak... want me to chain you to the pipes and duct tape your mouth? 😉 guy who can only cum if he's looking at a spider: no thats okay. just the basement please
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harpy@3000snapbacks·
I lost my virginity to a catfish and I’m so serious I showed up and just said fuck it I’m already here
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Farty Supreme
Farty Supreme@trashjuicecube·
@3000snapbacks oh im not gonna lie i spent fully a minute picturing one of these guys i was just like okay i guess that's a fishfucker on my tl
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ghost ˚₊‧
ghost ˚₊‧@ghostofherflesh·
i wanna cover his mouth and jerk him off from behind while he whimpers and struggles to hold back his moans
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phil
phil@phil_phil_p·
@blazinwithbri cause wym i put smth on the stove 3 hours ago ?
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♡ bri ♡
♡ bri ♡@blazinwithbri·
i hate that adhd is like a mini dementia. why the fuck is the refrigerator door open
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✧ 🛸@auslordi·
@mikejenthusiast i'm glad lady gaga bought so much of his clothing and is preserving them correctly because his estate sure isnt
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͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖
This new Drake album is strictly for guys who get hoes so if guys say they aren’t feeling this just know they’re hoeless
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phil
phil@phil_phil_p·
@FearedBuck he think he him... he not even he they
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FearBuck
FearBuck@FearedBuck·
Drake wearing the same gloves Michael Jackson wore.
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MJThrillsHer ☽ ♡
MJThrillsHer ☽ ♡@MJThrillsHer·
You can just see the pure lack of aura
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SixEggTea🍮
SixEggTea🍮@hungryboxfupa·
people who draw porn on paper are legit always on some nefarious shit
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✨🐈‍⬛🐝🍉@thuhcatlady·
@phil_phil_p It was really cute once I understood🥹 I had to nicely explain that she actually wanted to try it, that she was going to be okay and I wasn’t forcing her LOL He was still very suspicious and watched her try it in disgust like this🫣
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