habitual blinker user

fuck every republican for enabling this horseshit

i would not get tired of your questions about everything outside the car

i would learn to make your favorite breakfast and have it ready before you wake up

@BranPuffin i should have perhaps given more thought to how much i spent on boom poles

Looking back on it my 8th grade English teacher probably should have smacked me in the head when my answer to what do you want to be when you grow up? was ‘show runner’

The US F-35 had an unexpected medical episode

"Why is this parcel buzzing" "Thats the excitement"

i will send boxes of live wasps to every one of your exes

i would drive 4 hours while the straits of hormuz are closed for you

i would lovingly get my ass out of this car and go politely yet firmly get the sauce they forgot to put in the bag for your order

hey google how to get capsule unstuck from throat

i would link your Spotify playlist into my carplay and autoplay it every time we get in to go somewhere

Where are you getting your energy

i would look for your name on a keychain at every stop

@itsgormytime i knew i was beginning to feel ill

fighting the urge to reply to every single oomf’s tweet

i would take you to my favorite park to watch the sun set over the lake and the deers and the beavers

@xenvuen Unfortunately, yes, just like everything else here

is it true in america your walls are just hollow

Messaged a girl and she laugh reacted

i would keep soft blankets in my car in the winter for you