phil

@bradendomier am i not enough?????

i think if i hit my head really hard i could be fluent in another language

the real lesson from the Substance is to remember to cancel your Mubi subscription!!

i feel like these are objectively mean genres to say a person (me) listens to

@PopCrave TJ Rocks is back

Charli xcx to host and perform on SNL November 16th.

The Wayans Brothers will reunite for the first time in 18 years to develop ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ (Source: Deadline)

hinge won’t let me change my height even tho i got that surgery that makes me taller

i know it’s not the point of the show, but i’d get the severance procedure

if i was a writer on jeopardy id get fired for trying to make all of the categories names of rob thomas songs

i went to a haunted house and all the actors insulted my appearance ??

duality of man

the karaoke bar didn’t have “i’ll never love again (film version)”

pizzerias love telling you how many brothers were involved in the process

my top song is going to be “i think about it all the time” :(

too far into 2024 and the damage is irreversible (charli will be my top artist of 2024)

everyone on hinge talks about “folding fitted sheets” as if they have more than one fitted sheet???

ban run clubs!!! someone is gonna get trampled omg

joe and the juice is just panera with long boxes!!!!!

missing bullying on tinder groups

can’t see a beach without thinking of getting Old really fast