Phil Butters

@colonelkickhead You are in form tonight. Well played sir Kickhead. 👏👏👏👏

My favourite part of Married At First Sight is undoubtedly the experts having their little pretend discussion where they make up reasons for why THEY came up with this match and not the producers jus telling them what to do #MAFS #MAFSAU

@ho_mermaid 100%

where the fuck is warren the wombat of winfinite wisdom?? #ImACelebrityAU

Jeeze it’s not looking like David is the better #Survivorau host based on that ad. 😬 #ImACelebrityAU

@LysterBCo And Humphrey. And Hi-5.

Merry Christmas Carolposters - same time next year?? Someone bring Anthony and Seagull👌#carolsbycandlelight

This has gone so long we are recycling songs and I get to post this twice. #inexcelsheetsdeo #carolsbycandlelight

My daughter:”her face doesn’t move”#carolsbycandlelight

Wilson smashed it. #carolsbycandlelight

So are all the actual carols being sung in the ad breaks? #carolsbycandlelight

Is the gospel choir without flock of seagulls dude? #carolsbycandlelight

@Burgess_Megs Thanks for playing. MC.

Sorry guys and gals, I'm going to crash. Big day tomorrow. Thanks for the fun and snark, as always it's so much fun. Merry Christmas to all and may God bless each of you #CarolsByCandlelight

Bravo Uncle Doug and choir. And John on cymbals. 👏👏👏 always a banger. #carolsbycandlelight

Still no Flock of Seagulls guy. #carolsbycandlelight

I didn’t know Dean from the Curiosity Show took up county music #carolsbycandlelight

David at #carolsbycandlelight “Get out the bingo card. Here comes Marina Prior”

Does this mean Paul Kelly is on his way? #carolsbycandlelight

@Burgess_Megs Welcome Flounder!

Hi everyone, sorry I'm late the traffic was terrible #carolsbycandlelight

Nearly half an hour in and not only is #carolsbycandlelight massively superior to #carolsinthedomain , but the X snark is first class. Well played people. 👏👏👏

@voodoorock Dude you are on fire. Well played. 👏👏👏

Why’s Mr Beast doing the auslan #carolsbycandlelight

A bit late (a bit confused by the arrangement) but…. #carolsbycandlelight

@voodoorock @humphreybbeartv 👍🐻

If the bear with no pants doesn’t show up, the crowd better riot where’s @humphreybbeartv #carolsbycandlelight