Phil Durrant

@anika_climate You clearly dont live in Cornwall. 2 dry days in 7 weeks.... from 1st Jan until 26th Feb. It was utter misery here

🚨BREAKING: MET OFFICE FALSIFIES RECORD RAINFALL!!! It was a dull, damp month, but it was certainly a long way from the being the wettest February on record. Twenty-five years had wetter Februarys in the UK. It was therefore a surprise when the Met Office announced that this year Worcestershire saw its wettest February on record since 1836. The announcement was naturally accompanied by the usual blaming of climate change, with the BBC claiming without any evidence, that increased burning of fossil fuels like coal and oil causes heavier rainfall. Data since provided by the Met Office under the Freedom of Information Act have now shown that its claim of record rainfall does not stand up to scrutiny. The Met Office currently only has three official weather stations in Worcestershire: Pershore, Pershore College and Astwood Bank. According to the Met Office data released, rainfall last month at the stations was 128mm, 121mm and 146mm respectively. If we discard Pershore as effectively duplicating the College, we get an average of 133.5mm. None of these stations were around in 1836: the college has the longest record, dating back to 1952 and Astwood only goes as far back as 1976... (text by Paul Homewood at Climate Skeptic). dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ar…

@hellothisisivan Has to be the Dorothy S era. What that woman couldn't do with turkey leftovers is nobodies business. 😅

Tinder has a new feature where it suggests people for you based on taste in music. You’d be surprised how few men are into You Won’t Find Another Fool Like Me & the Farmhouse Kitchen theme.

Well, as our 2nds and 3rds are announcing their squad online here's the 1st squad for Street. Jenny Tait comes back in after a nasty hamstring pull v Shepton a few weeks ago 😜😂 youtube.com/clip/UgkxV9yaX…

I have what is known as a cold

With Liza Tarbuck leaving us murmeration from Radio 2 💔 here is some of her utter brilliance. I will miss her enormously on a Saturday driving home from football 🥺🥺

Newquay to Saltash a mere 44 miles each way for midweek. Perfectly fine if Highways England hadn't decided to have 5 different diversions in place tonight to send us home via Launceston and chop Plymouth into little chunks. 2 hrs drive later and it's bloody Thursday. 🤬🤬🤬

@KJMsport57 @saltashunited @PLsportsnews @swsportsnews Correct.

Saltash United striker Reece Thomson has rejoined Plymouth Parkway. I’m presuming the Ashes retain his Western League registration. @saltashunited @PLsportsnews @swsportsnews

@KJMsport57 @swpleague Because last night the 3rd moon of Neptune was against the moon of Mercury. Plus it was Tuesday (well if you didnt laugh at the rain again you'd cry!) 😅

@swpleague Postponed because?

Match Postponed St Day v Callington Town in the Walter C Parson Cup POSTPONED tonight New date next Tuesday, 17th March as semi finals the week after! Semi final venue will be confirmed as Okehampton as can't delay arrangements further Think this Cup is cursed this season !

@YeomanJames7 @swpleague @KJMsport57 @swsportsnews Madron? Or they could mix it up- Saltash or Torpoint 😅

@swpleague @KJMsport57 @swsportsnews Where the final being held?

Camelford 3 Mousehole 2 FT AET The Cornwall Cup final will be Camelford v Penzance in an all SWP final Not bad hey 👋 @swsportsnews

I'd be dragging in the social media manager for a quick chat 😅 Good old Aussie Rules 😅

I quite liked Neil Sedaka

And there we have it. If they dont win with their message its always "cheated" "stolen". Utter rubbish.

Tonight I'll be mostly going to FA hearing meetings. And tomorrow night. Sigh.... 😒

Post of the season 😂

Hang on a cotton picking minute.... The suns out, not a cloud in the sky... It didnt even freeze last night? @_WesternLeague_ @swsportsnews @PLsportsnews @KJMsport57 @Cornishfootball

@KathyJones_ @Ardirv51 @TvDidYouSee Hopkins family always interested me, given Granada Plus only started back 1976 reruns and I was only 1 at the time of transmit. 😂 Its great acting by all but Jessie Evans- what a character seeing the stuff online in recent times. Thanks @KathyJones_ 👍

@Ardirv51 @TvDidYouSee Kathy Staff was like a second mother to me, and Richard Davis another dad. He was so funny and oh the tales he could tell. Jessie had a dry sense of humour. Fun precious times for me. 🥰

From 10 February 1975 The Hopkins family make a moonlight flit in #CoronationStreet, meaning that after just 31 appearances, it's the end of #KathyStaff as Vera Hopkins. It's goodbye as well to Richard Davies, although #KathyJones, as Tricia Hopkins, would be back.

@swsportsnews @Ivytownfc @KJMsport57 @_WesternLeague_ @HelstonAFC @IanNockolds @AS_FootyReview @swpleague Its been hideous workwise let alone ⚽️. Can't work in the wet or seeing thr chaos destroys the gangs morale. 😕 No ⚽️, no release valve. 😔

@phildurrant93 @Ivytownfc @KJMsport57 @_WesternLeague_ @HelstonAFC @IanNockolds @AS_FootyReview @swpleague work 9 miles away and knew there would be no chance 😂 on a serious note: rain been relentless hasn't it Phil? last night all but one match in Southern League postponed, only two played in Wessex League and all matches across Hellenic, Peninsula & Western leagues washed off...

MIDWEEK GAMES!! We have already seen the @Ivytownfc vs @HelstonAFC game fall victim to the weather, so keep an eye on socials for updates regarding the remaining fixtures in the league across both divisions… #JewsonWesternLeague

@Ivytownfc @KJMsport57 @_WesternLeague_ @HelstonAFC @swsportsnews @IanNockolds @AS_FootyReview @swpleague I work opposite your ground in Highways depot- you sadly had zip chance with this rain, its been pretty well constant.

@KJMsport57 @_WesternLeague_ @HelstonAFC @swsportsnews @IanNockolds @AS_FootyReview @swpleague Not the fault of the @_WesternLeague_. Video call held with referee. Then he messaged asking for a video and photos to be taken for his records. Our volunteer had to leave the club and get to work! Email sent to @HelstonAFC at 09:11am.

Happy balloon day. Not one for the memory this one. 😪

@KJMsport57 @PLsportsnews Who is the ref Kev?

1st half summary: Dave Barker’s close range finish from Elliot Crawford’s corner in injury time gives Torpoint a slender advantage in a scrappy, disappointing top of the table clash. Desperately need to see less of the ref in second half. 1-0. @PLsportsnews