It’s Mr. Loya

“Is your life a science experiment or an art project?” - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott

@TMZ it's a 15 minute wait for spicy

😳 EXCLUSIVE: Kendrick Perkins was held back in a heated argument at his son's AAU game.

me at the job i begged god for

He’s dead on.

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Here’s the deal: LIV began because a Sovereign viewed it as a non financial investment in public diplomacy, with dual benefits of elevating Saudi’s profile and sowing division in America while weakening an American cultural staple. Because the goals were never financial, the investment that allowed LIV to grow (overpaying players by about 10x) could happen. This briefly forced the PGA Tour to respond because enough fools accepted the indecent proposal because they didn’t quite understand that the 500 millionth dollar is less satisfying than the 1st one. The public diplomacy project by Saudi, which is like a war in that it was never about a financial return, is now over. So LIV will collapse. But before it does, its worst actors will try to deceive investors using actual fraud to keep the scam going a little longer. This will probably not be successful in the short term and certainly won’t be successful in the long term. Golf is a niche product and Jason Kokrak is not worth 50 million dollars. And that’s ok. Golf will heal. And the people who were weaponized into little political golf soldiers to support this vision will find a new grift and a new political tool to pour their malleable identities into. The End.

@THEKIDMERO Swoop bang Kyles 😂😂😂😂😂😂

TWITTER TROLLS POST-ELON ARE WILD FUNNY “YOURE TRIGGERRED! ZIOCUCK GOYSLOP!!! CUCK! JESTERMAXXER!” 😫😫😫😭😭😂😂😂TOUCH SOMETHIN AND SHUTUP IM SMOKIN WEED AT THE CRIB PLAYIN ARC RAIDERS DECAPITATING YOU WHILE THE GAME LOADS, THERES NO PRESSURE/ TRIGGERING/ WHATEVER TF YOU GOOFY SWOOP BANG KYLES WANNA CALL IT. IM JUST VERBOSE AF

Ludacris shows off his 1993 Acura Legend with over 255k miles 😂 That’s how you know someone is a real car guy, still ain’t forgotten where he came from

@philliploya You won’t want to look down at this?

Alright, I’ll say it. I feel more athletic with my blade putter.

I wonder if jodeci was on the mood board for Dune

As part of our Masters preview at @fried_egg_golf, I went deep on Scottie Scheffler and the search for meaning. thefriedegg.com/articles/scott…

Father Stretch My Hands 🤝 Braylon Mullins

i love music sm i have to hold back tears at work cause some indonesian jazz fusion song from 1983 came on that every rational person would just consider elevator music but to me it’s supreme mathematics

How many time have you watched the Braylon Mullins shot? #UConn #MarchMadness

Someone pls set this to Father Stretch My Hands

LMAO

THIS TEAM 🏆🎉

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

@hblethh__ No one respects misophonia sufferers, it's a plague. Stay strong bro

Just had a customer eat an entire meal in front of me during a scheduled appointment. Chewing with his mouth open the entire time. Just about as unprofessional and disgusting as it gets.