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@Beno10_MFC 996

High level of creativity is needed here. Boost your creativity Can you make a number larger than 902 by moving only 2 sticks?

@UncleDaddyI @Diayi09 Very true

@Diayi09 The closer the family The harder the roast

@KomugishaPeace Police

Who😅😅

@KomugishaPeace Tortoise dede

Which one😂😂😂

@kambapetern @baryamureeba @UEDCLTD Exactly my question

@baryamureeba @UEDCLTD But why were you paying for two houses?

Dear @UEDCLTD, how can someone pay for two houses next to each with two separate metres and you give 130.8KWH for one metre and 143.90KWH for the other. I don't want to call it robbery. This might be happening to many other Ugandans. We have had similar incidents with Telecoms

@Hajjat_Masavu The man

She has everything a man requires to choose her as a good wife material apart from..?

@yeesim_32 Hey @grok please download this video

@UG_confesses Dude hadn't bathed?

Admin my mans has heard the rain so now he has woken up and gone to the bathroom. Kati he's going to come back and start touching me wanting rain sex. I'm going to pretend i'm so deep asleep. Tambamilako. Goodnyt

@theladyjane_ Try Jesus. He's able and willing

@Cecilia97N But 100 is still not so out of range. You can chop it

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Lord why 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. 100kgs as if I am a pregnant cow😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Cecilia97N Making me, who's more than that, feel like a pregnant hippopotamus

@kirya_ug To them, the cheap labour could be the green pasture they're looking for since they have the capital. And it's the same cheap labour that's paying money to go to the Arab countries. The Ethiopians and Eritreans are finding the labour in its country so they pay them less

But how are Ethiopians and Eritreans seeing greener pastures in our country yet us we see greener pastures in Dubai, Europe and Canada?

@kirya_ug Maybe the green they're looking for is light green, and we want dark or army green. Perception here is the driving factor

@desanto_van @CanaryMugume @nbstv That was Irene Mulyagonja in 2018

@CanaryMugume @nbstv We know the reason

#Breaking: President Museveni appoints Justice Aisha Naluzze Batala as the new IGG replacing Beti Kamya. The two Deputy IGGs, Dr. Patricia Achan Okiria and Anne Twinomugisha Muhairwe remain. @nbstv

@housingfinanceU I've been stranded for the past four hours. Can't access any of my money with USSD, mobile app, internet banking. Here suffering just

Manage your account on the go with HFB USSD banking! Dial *225# to check your balance, pay bills, and more—no data required. #WeMakeItEasy

@housingfinanceU The same Sunday we're suffering with online services. Why is it so common with your case

Let Sunday be a reminder that the week ahead is filled with possibilities. Set your goals high and keep moving forward—you are closer than you think. #HappySunday

@rutayisire_ 150?

😂😂

@rutayisire_ What happened

Easy like early morning

@UG_confesses What if she comes back 14 days into your 60 days. Won't you go out to buy her something to eat?? As if that's where trouble started from.

t-shirt Admin when I saw the brown thigh and the way the girl was thick I couldn’t handle. Lost self control. Now I have to make up for it with a 60days fast. to make it worse the girl slept over I have lost morale to continue for my days 🥹

Hi admin I have been consistent with fasting, bt this girl came to hostel in Kikoni she was so excited and happy to meet me again then I welcomed her I was like what should I get you to eat she was like anything moved out got her some food, coming back the chic was in my big

@josephine_hane @RebeccaKadagaUG Sending a signal?

@RebeccaKadagaUG You all won't understand why she said condolence to the president 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

At this trying moment, I send sincere condolences to the children, the mother and other members of Rt Hon Oulanyah s family as well as friends and relatives The NRM party, the Parliament and the Country have lost a key leader Condolences to HE the President