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I can understand why people throw their limbs into the closing doors of elevators. You would literally feel so fucking stupid if you nonchalantly waited for the next elevator and it NEVER came.

@JohnnieVibes @THEREALPAULGB area15.com/events/frequen…

@THEREALPAULGB If I can find something I’ll tweet it out. Not that I know of.

My wife has dragged me to: - Sound Healing - Yoga - Guided meditations - Cryotherapy - Infrared Sauna Among MANY more activities/classes. The thing I’ve found most transformative/beneficial has been a combo of Breath Work followed by a 40° cold plunge. I feel AMAZING after 👇🏼

Insider Tip: Next time you're at a busy bar and you want a drink, try hailing a bartender like she's a taxi. Best way to get her attention.

@michellerenee_j white rose

What’s poppin in Miami for coffee?

@BenbaLamb same

I know more people in vegas with Covid currently than I have cumulatively in the past I think.

@meeshal downloaded tiktok just to watch and read the comments. dying rn.

this tweet aged VERY well.

"papa why didn't you stop elon musk when you the chance?" - my robot children

Finally listened to that u2 album they put on all the iPhones. It's actually not that bad, guys.

Fathers are male mothers

Kombucha is basically Four Loko that's been repackaged for hippies and yuppies.

I just baby talked my iced coffee. Some may say depths of loneliness, I say pinnacle of love for coffee.

if fifth harmony can't stay together what chance does these 50 states have

if bae never sent an uber for you, it might not be yankin

dipset

LIVE at Drai's Las Vegas Tonight! >>> @theweeknd! Reply for table reservations.

BRING YOUR CRUSH A COFFEE THIS MORNING

These beautiful floating villages are made from old oil tankers: f-st.co/N1Qwq9S

Future calling a gun a stick is mind blowing because we ran out of gun names in like 2006