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@ipb I feel like they might see through us suggesting a two bed flat will be suitable for commune living!

@philrawlins All of us. Could say we're looking for a commune.

Not often you feel sympathy for an estate agent

@ipb @ipb There's an image that no one wanted...

Living my best life. Eating a kebab on the toilet while wife demands I wee faster.

@ipb Mostly intestines!

Human centipede hasn't quite printed properly

@ipb I'm sure you'll enjoy this! twitter.com/marmite/status…

@ipb I reckon super is performance fuel. Do the same test again but this time ditch the eco stuff and drive it like you stole it...

A boring petrol experiment. I compared super unleaded with unleaded over 2 weeks to ease the tedium of my commute. Both weeks around 320 miles Both 90% motorway Both eco mode and eco driving style Superunleaded mpg 43.3 Regular 43.7 Super is + 5p/l Make of that what you will

@ipb If you want non stick we've got some of these and have been using them for years lakeland.co.uk/72477/Circulon…. The pans seem really good but the baking trays etc not so much.

Calling Chefs: It's new saucepan time. What're the best pans you can get? We use them heavily, induction hob to oven & ideally dishwasher safe. Have le creuset frying pan & not that impressed, current anolon pans seem to have done well. For the sake of argument let's ignore price

@ipb A real man would do it on an electric scooter!

I think a motorbike would make my commute much quicker. Should I get one

@21stcenturybob used yours recently?

@ipb @UPS I'm still waiting for something I ordered before Xmas. Apparently it was meant to arrive in the UK this week but still haven't seen it!

I don't think I'd call this progress @UPS . On the 18th it was in the Netherlands, on the 23rd it's still in the Netherlands. It seems to have moved 0/650 km.

My oldest granddaughter Christie Nicklaus – my son Jack’s 2nd-oldest child – just married Todger Strunk. What a beautiful wedding and an even more beautiful couple! They look like they were made for each other. Barbara and I wish them happiness and love for an eternity! @CNStrunk

@ipb ha ha ha, this would be good! Do us a pilot of your first vlog to test it??

Time for a new career!

@JaackSaunders @BristolBears think it might have been in pocket!

@philrawlins @BristolBears You had a beer?

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@ipb one for you...

@ipb Erm, I like marmite and all but not sure that's for me!

@ipb "please turn on your heading aids now" ??

I can hear muffled loudspeaker announcements from my house, anybody else getting them? No idea what they're saying

@ipb the one show had an article on just that last night. Good luck!

Anyone know any good YouTube tutorials on cutting your own hair?

@ipb is it summoning batman?

Only have phone as couldn't pack proper camera but that is a distant eiffel tower

@JaackSaunders @VolleyBristol How old are you?!

@VolleyBristol the music is too loud