Phil Weber

I would have expected Quantum to notify me well in advance of disabling my Internet access, and at the very least to know that there was an outage when I contacted you for support. Please do better. 3/3

When a tech came out on Monday, he said that Lumen had removed the fiber optic cable in my neighborhood to move it underground. I had to switch to another Internet provider on short notice in order to do my job. 2/3

@quantumfiber Last Friday, my Internet went offline with no advance notice. Quantum’s website and chat support reported that there was no outage at my address. 1/3

@verrigo @newrelic @verrigo You may find this document helpful: #adjust-apm-ingest" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">docs.newrelic.com/docs/data-apis…

hey @newrelic, is there a way to increase the sampling rate for the .net apm agent? We are trying to limit the amount of ingested data on non-prod envs. If you could point me to a docs page that would be awesome. Thanks :)

@meetsidekick Okay, I think I figured it out: I am trying to add a custom URL as an app. Apparently that is now a Pro feature (though it was not in the past).

@philweber Do you use Split-view?

@meetsidekick I am trying to add a fourth item to my sidebar, and am being told it is a Pro feature. I thought Free accounts can have up to 10 sidebar items?

@meetsidekick No

@meetsidekick No, one account each in Asana, Gmail, and Slack. Four apps in my Workspace.

@philweber Could you please clarify if you have multiple accounts in your apps? For example, in Gmail

@meetsidekick Okay, I am still below 5 sidebar apps. Why is it telling me it is a Pro feature?

@philweber Hi there! Thank you for your question! Free version includes 5 sidebar apps and 10 apps in total (in your workspace on the new tab page).

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I am interested in talking to organizations that are using Action Mapping to create customer technical training. If you know of any, please send them my way! #instructionaldesign lnkd.in/gUsBUxMJ

I just thought of a great pet name: Jimmy Kibble! :)

I didn’t realize bad vision is a problem for piranhas. I would have expected dental issues :)

Filling out my annual review

Yes, family from Mariupol: Did productivity myths help you escape? 🙂

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@thehighsign No Salma Hayek in the photo caption?

@urge2virg It could be worse: it could be your job to measure this. theverge.com/2021/9/23/2268…

Honestly, how is this my job to keep track of these things marketplace.org/shows/marketpl…