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@tebzafc They died

What did people do in caveman times when someone tore an ACL?

@elonmusk I hate 100% of this. Every single aspect

@CuriosityonX youtube.com/watch?v=qv6OOu…

George Washington died in 1799. The first dinosaur fossil was discovered in 1864. George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed

@doogadoo11 Yeah 86 seems perfect actually. That's a good year to freeze everything.

Some days I wish I had a time machine to escape the insanity for a bit Think my first stop would be 1986 What year would you be visiting?

@mistressdivy To be clear I didn't "not keep cable". I was fine with cable.

Are we ready to admit we should've just kept cable instead of paying for five different streaming apps?

@FlyLionel @Ambar_SIFF_MRA youtube.com/watch?v=nE-Orz…

@phoenix37371 @Ambar_SIFF_MRA Someones never watched male gymnastics.

Difference between boys and girls clearly visible in one video

@FlyLionel @Ambar_SIFF_MRA There's absolutely no comparison when it comes to flipping. Those little chicas go at 1000 RPMs

@ATLGoats @ChoppinBravos He's been around too long to say all that bro

@phoenix37371 @ChoppinBravos Or this is what he is and he got lucky before.

Austin Riley strikes out looking down a run in the bottom of the 8th Austin Riley is 2 for his last 41 with 14 strikeouts

@ChoppinBravos Injuries and shake ups are going to happen in a 162 game baseball season. Being 6.5 games in first place one month in is not bad timing lol.

Walt Weiss said he expects Michael Harris to DH for most of the road trip unless the leg gets worst. I get it but man this was a terrible time for Dom to get zero playing time especially since the Harris heater has ended since the injury.

@russmahrt @uscfan981 What he lacked was talent around him.

@uscfan981 True. He was a phenomenal thrower of the football and a great quarterback but lacked certain skills to win big games.

True or false, Dan Marino is the most over hyped QB ever?

@daltine_cracker I know. It's embarrassing. 🤦‍♂️

Braves twitter really thinks that every loss is a "punt"

@SenFettermanPA The price of rotisserie chicken just doubled

SNAP to include HOT ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. 384-35! Doesn’t only include my crew’s favorite + affordable $4.99 Costco rotisserie 😜 — but ANY hot rotisserie. Feeding families: a (rotisserie) chicken in every pot. 🇺🇸

@radamez @ByJasonFoster I'll take it! Go Braves!

@phoenix37371 @ByJasonFoster Matt Olson walked it off

The Braves are creeping ever closer to an uncomfortable conversation about Austin Riley.

@BigSpeakerr @ByJasonFoster I'll take it! Go Braves!

@phoenix37371 @ByJasonFoster Matty O came through instead lol

@JMWeaver721 @ByJasonFoster I'll take it! Go Braves!

@phoenix37371 @ByJasonFoster Nope, Matt Olson walk off bomb

@unclegarytrucks Massachusetts Governor Elbridge Gerry signed a bill that redistricted his state for cheating in favor of his party. The district that was created looked like a Salamander. Gerry + Salamander = Gerrymander.

what the hell is jerrymandering