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me sipping coffee and watching the dumpster fire that is my life

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

@DeadbyDaylight No way yall voted for the nun in flip flops 😒

The results are in! 👁️ Thank you all for voting during Phase 2, Verse 6 of The Grimoire. 👇

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

@DeadbyDaylight I’m judging anyone who votes for the nun fit. Why tf is she wearing flip flops

The Grimoire opens once again with new choices for you to make! 👤 Killer & Survivor Cosmetic Concepts 🖼️ Chapter Key Art Concept Vote now 🔗 dbd.game/4a7HUq6 Join us tomorrow starting at 11AM ET on Discord to discuss the concepts!

I think I could listen to hadestown every day for the rest of my life and not get tired of it

@DramaAlert I just know this man reeks

Asmongold responds to being BANNED on Twitch for 7-days.

Just a baby beaver cleaning his chubby belly 🦫

@SpookyLoopz Congratulations!! 🩵

She said YES!

wake up, America. Iranians are not “animals.” Palestinians are not animals. immigrants are not animals. our leaders are teaching you to fear people with less power than you so we don’t all join forces to confront the people with MORE power than all of us

If he uses the nuke, every single person who voted for him is responsible by proxy. I really don’t care how anyone feels about it, either. You’re a war criminal too.

why is there actually, legitimately, discourse around reading speed right now “8 hours to read a book is slow” “you should be able to read a book in 3-5 hours” bro we are in a literacy CRISIS, i do not care how fast or slow you read a book, just pick one up and read it

“forgive & forget” WRONG!! SAW BATHROOM!!! 🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚

Happy Easter! 🐣 ✝️🙏

He has risen! Happy Easter!

“fuck this game” *plays the game*

@COFFINSLIME Legion’s ability to constantly put people into mend is not healthy for 2v8, especially when they were paired with oni. It’s also not nearly as counterable to avoid being the last hit as it is in 1v4. And it’s miserable to go against. They made the right call

I can’t express how pissed off I’d feel if my main was added to 2v8, only to then be removed because ‘we can’t figure out how to make it work’. Its not even like he’s uncounterable, there’s 78 million REBUILDABLE pallets, hitting him with one kills his power & pressure instantly

CRAYOLA’S DANDELION IS BACK! 💛🖍️ Crayola formally reintroduced the Dandelion color on Wednesday as part of its celebration of National Crayon Day. "Today we're celebrating the very special return of Dandelion to the Crayola family—found in the 64ct and 24ct crayon boxes!" the caption read. The shade was discontinued in 2017 as part of a product update. Joining the celebration was influencer LaKenzie Leigh-Andrea Powell, who became famous for her social media content dedicated to collecting the warm, dusty yellow crayon. (Facebook/Crayola)

I still can’t believe some of you braindead pieces of shit actually believed that a lifelong racist conman who is the most obvious pedophile in American history was gonna “make America great again” Yall are the most impossibly stupid bitches to ever exist in life. Eat a dick